Three Crummy People & A Dog

The absurdity of existing and developing as an individual alongside two "fully-capable" middle-aged fools and a mentally diseased canine

Subject: STOP using that card YOU DIP!!!

Dearest Child-O-Mine,

STOP using that card, YOU DIP!!!!  You know the one I mean. The American Express card. I got you a NEW card what you can use. I just activated it. It is a Citi Mastercard. Here are the numbers you will need to use the card until you get the actual card upon returning home. [Numbers blahblah] Until you get the card, you know, when you get home,  you can use the American Express for small items. Otherwise, when online or where you don’t actually have to have the card in your hot little hand,use the Citi card ( Last choice- the Chase card). Better yet, stop spending money altogether. Even better, stop playing “See? I don’t care you’re a big star” with Danny D* and come home. So,……
LDXXOO
*Richie’s jealous I’m hanging out with D Dei (daniel day lewis) at work without him.
  • Me: It's hard to break up a male relationship
  • Kathy: I know, I watch Seinfeld.

My disturbing birthday card from rich and kath

Kathy and Myself on closing salutations

Is this Ella?

—Richie asking if Adele was singing while listening to dark dark dark

I left beans soaking overnight with a note saying “soaking don’t touch.” I woke the next morning to find the beans moved over a few inches with two notes and a lighter next to it. They read: “sorry I started playing with your beans before I saw the note” and “for lighting farts” respectively

I left beans soaking overnight with a note saying “soaking don’t touch.” I woke the next morning to find the beans moved over a few inches with two notes and a lighter next to it. They read: “sorry I started playing with your beans before I saw the note” and “for lighting farts” respectively

Me & my dancers before rehearsal

Me & my dancers after rehearsal

Me & Goofy starring in ~ Me & Goofy: The Week Everyone Went To Disney World So You Could Only Go On Three Rides a Day & Had To Make The Time Go By By Taking Pictures With Every Disney Character ~ A Musical

Me & Goofy starring in ~ Me & Goofy: The Week Everyone Went To Disney World So You Could Only Go On Three Rides a Day & Had To Make The Time Go By By Taking Pictures With Every Disney Character ~ A Musical

In response to telling my parents I live next door to the guitarist in modest mouse. Little known fact: there was a fifth Beatle, invisible, but there. Then there was Richie, the sixth Beatle.

Christmas 2012 Highlights

My 2011 Christmas card from Molly. She ate my headphones on Christmas eve

A facebook message from kath: “you need to update your cover photo——pretty as it is V-day is over. xoxo mom” 
No.

A facebook message from kath: “you need to update your cover photo——pretty as it is V-day is over. xoxo mom” 

No.

Molly and Sylvester getting along great circa 5000 years ago

Molly and Sylvester getting along great circa 5000 years ago