About
As it reads in the subtext below the title, Three Crummy People & A Dog details the absurdity of existing and developing as an individual alongside two “fully-capable” middle-aged fools and a mentally diseased canine. (Begin reading as if Eliza Thornberry is narrating this intro) The three crummy people include: my parents
Rich
Kath
and myself, Olivia.
Molly is our dog
A brief background to the Muenz family: Rich & Kath are both Broadway **~*~**L3G3nDz** ~*~** aka they were both in some shows. Richie sang. Kathy danced. Then they had me. Then we got some pets, all of them died. Then we got Molly. Together we form an interesting group. I think we’re collectively vying to recreate Seinfeld in our own way. Each of us has our own special way about us that makes us oh so charming. Individually, we are tolerable by most. Together, we are intolerable. We frighten, we dumbfound, and we attract and repel others all at once! That’s what makes us so great! If you are reading this for the first time, please start from the very first (oldest) page and work towards the front. It makes the most sense that way. Welcome to the Insanity.
