Three Crummy People & A Dog

Subject: STOP using that card YOU DIP!!!

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:11:17 -0400

Dearest Child-O-Mine,

STOP using that card, YOU DIP!!!! You know the one I mean. The American Express card. I got you a NEW card what you can use. I just activated it. It is a Citi Mastercard. Here are the numbers you will need to use the card until you get the actual card upon returning home. [Numbers blahblah] Until you get the card, you know, when you get home, you can use the American Express for small items. Otherwise, when online or where you don’t actually have to have the card in your hot little hand,use the Citi card ( Last choice- the Chase card). Better yet, stop spending money altogether. Even better, stop playing “See? I don’t care you’re a big star” with Danny D* and come home. So,……

LDXXOO

*Richie’s jealous I’m hanging out with D Dei (daniel day lewis) at work without him.

Me: It's hard to break up a male relationship

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 19:00:42 -0400

Me: It's hard to break up a male relationship
Kathy: I know, I watch Seinfeld.

My disturbing birthday card from rich and kath

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 18:30:30 -0400

My disturbing birthday card from rich and kath

Kathy and Myself on closing salutations

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 21:57:00 -0400

Kathy and Myself on closing salutations

"Is this Ella?"

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 19:35:41 -0400

“Is this Ella?”

- Richie asking if Adele was singing while listening to dark dark dark

I left beans soaking overnight with a note saying “soaking don’t...

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 20:28:00 -0400

I left beans soaking overnight with a note saying “soaking don’t touch.” I woke the next morning to find the beans moved over a few inches with two notes and a lighter next to it. They read: “sorry I started playing with your beans before I saw the note” and “for lighting farts” respectively

Me & my dancers before rehearsal Me & my dancers after...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 22:21:21 -0400

Me & my dancers before rehearsal

Me & my dancers after rehearsal

Me & Goofy starring in ~ Me & Goofy: The Week Everyone...

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 23:18:25 -0400

Me & Goofy starring in ~ Me & Goofy: The Week Everyone Went To Disney World So You Could Only Go On Three Rides a Day & Had To Make The Time Go By By Taking Pictures With Every Disney Character ~ A Musical

In response to telling my parents I live next door to the...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 15:13:40 -0500

In response to telling my parents I live next door to the guitarist in modest mouse. Little known fact: there was a fifth Beatle, invisible, but there. Then there was Richie, the sixth Beatle.

Christmas 2012 Highlights

Sun, 03 Mar 2013 19:27:47 -0500

Richie's sign

Richie added another piece to the manger this year. For years we used a miniature spongebob as the baby jesus but we recently upgraded/downgraded (potato pahdahdo) to a regular baby jesus

Richie's and my interpretation of the Christmas village

me and molly starting off the Christmas season

Christmas 2012 Highlights

My 2011 Christmas card from Molly. She ate my headphones on...

Wed, 27 Feb 2013 17:47:52 -0500

My 2011 Christmas card from Molly. She ate my headphones on Christmas eve

A facebook message from kath: “you need to update your...

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 15:06:52 -0500

A facebook message from kath: “you need to update your cover photo——pretty as it is V-day is over. xoxo mom”

No.

Molly and Sylvester getting along great circa 5000 years ago

Mon, 11 Feb 2013 14:38:44 -0500

Molly and Sylvester getting along great circa 5000 years ago

"You don’t give her enough credit, she could be like war dog. You know like war horse but a..."

Thu, 07 Feb 2013 15:30:00 -0500

“You don’t give her enough credit, she could be like war dog. You know like war horse but a dog. We could bring her in have the Germans take her for war…..(this is where I stopped listening)”

- Richie

"I could eat 25 snickers bars and a gallon of gravy every day. I could live off that."

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 12:48:08 -0500

“I could eat 25 snickers bars and a gallon of gravy every day. I could live off that.”

- Riche

Driving To The City

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 12:53:42 -0500

Richie: That's a nice car. Do you know what kind of car that is?
Kathy: LAB! Oh, the car?

“I’d Rather…” by Olivia Muenz circa 2001

Thu, 17 Jan 2013 18:11:20 -0500

“I’d Rather…” by Olivia Muenz circa 2001

I feel weird following your blog even though I barely know you but still it is awesome and hilarious and brings joy and a positive sense of humanity and "family" or whatever or something to my tumblaaar. That sweater pic is cracking me up. Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Sun, 13 Jan 2013 15:09:41 -0500

a hearty rock on to you as well

"A robin singing in the fall, it doesn’t make sense."

Fri, 11 Jan 2013 15:01:15 -0500

“A robin singing in the fall, it doesn’t make sense.”

- Richie (watching Forrest Gump)

"It’s gonna blow up like a poisoned dog"

Wed, 09 Jan 2013 12:50:37 -0500

“It’s gonna blow up like a poisoned dog”

- Richie (re: my ass with age)