Skype Chaos
While spending a summer in Oxford, I was forced to communicate with R&K via Skype. Neither Kathy nor Richard are particularly proficient technologically so setting up Skype accounts for both of them was a major accomplishment. Below is my exchange with Richard for a month:
June 29th Part 1:
[6/29/2009 12:21:57 AM] Olivia Muenz: fjdks
[6/29/2009 12:22:45 AM] Richard Muenz: jdskalksjdhf
June 29th Part 2:
[6/29/2009 7:24:09 PM] Richard Muenz: We got stuck in traffic on the wat home because of you. I hope you’re happy.
[6/29/2009 7:27:03 PM] Richard Muenz: Have a whoopie of a good time. Give my love to England. Tell it I miss it and stuff. Love Daddy xxoo. PS Help. It’s just me and you know who. Thanks alot.
June 30th:
[6/30/2009 5:31:43 AM] Olivia Muenz: bfdsjkaljfhdskjal
[6/30/2009 5:31:44 AM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[6/30/2009 5:31:44 AM] Olivia Muenz: bye
[6/30/2009 12:14:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi dad
[6/30/2009 12:14:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: im alive
[6/30/2009 12:14:39 PM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 04:30. ***
[6/30/2009 2:36:53 PM] *** Call from Richard Muenz, duration 04:32. ***
[6/30/2009 2:36:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: is kathy even home?
[6/30/2009 2:38:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: thin walls
[6/30/2009 2:39:00 PM] Olivia Muenz: fjdksladfj
[6/30/2009 2:39:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: we have thin walls
[6/30/2009 2:39:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: soooo yeah
[6/30/2009 2:39:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: can you read this
[6/30/2009 2:39:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: dont read it out loud
[6/30/2009 2:39:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: stop
[6/30/2009 2:39:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: read in your head
[6/30/2009 2:39:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[6/30/2009 2:40:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: weve been escorted from place to place and werent allowed to leave the campus
[6/30/2009 2:40:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: which has absoultely nothing but farm country
[6/30/2009 2:41:28 PM] *** Call ended ***
[6/30/2009 2:41:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh okay
July 1st:
[6/30/2009 5:01:34 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi rich im going to bed now but im not tired. okay bye
[7/1/2009 6:35:12 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m glad you’re having such a great time. Going to bed when you’re not tired is really cool English kind of fun. Go CRAZY man. Come home now. Love, PaPa Daddy-kins XXOO
[7/1/2009 6:35:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: im not allowed out of my room now but im not tired so yeah
[7/1/2009 6:36:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: im on the computer
[7/1/2009 6:36:54 PM] Richard Muenz: Why don’t you Skye your picture to me and we’ll chat or are the walls too thin?
[7/1/2009 6:37:10 PM] Olivia Muenz: the walls are too thin, everyones sleeping
[7/1/2009 6:37:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre a really slow typer
[7/1/2009 6:37:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: and youre always on your computer
[7/1/2009 6:37:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh my god how long is this
[7/1/2009 6:38:05 PM] Richard Muenz: Is Harry Potter there and if so does he have , yeah I know, have his broom thing
[7/1/2009 6:38:50 PM] Richard Muenz: God your slo!!!!!!!
[7/1/2009 6:39:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: omg, thats all you wrote
[7/1/2009 6:39:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: i saw where they filmed the quittage games in the movie
[7/1/2009 6:39:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: its like down the street
[7/1/2009 6:39:42 PM] Richard Muenz: Hi
[7/1/2009 6:39:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: ….hi
[7/1/2009 6:39:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: is that kathy
[7/1/2009 6:39:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: yeayhj
[7/1/2009 6:39:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: figured
[7/1/2009 6:40:04 PM] Richard Muenz: I thought id write somthing fast
[7/1/2009 6:40:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: why dont you use your own computer like a person
[7/1/2009 6:40:38 PM] Richard Muenz: I am DOOOOOSH Shes at the Dancing Loft
[7/1/2009 6:41:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: huh
[7/1/2009 6:41:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: no wait, you defintely just said this is kathy
[7/1/2009 6:41:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay whatever
[7/1/2009 6:41:51 PM] Richard Muenz: Wnen did I say that
[7/1/2009 6:41:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: i swear i saw it
[7/1/2009 6:42:27 PM] Richard Muenz: Maybe it was a witch that wrote it Govner
[7/1/2009 6:42:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: ill kill you
[7/1/2009 6:43:10 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m glad your homesick. Do they have GA* over there? *(Note: GA = Gatorade)
[7/1/2009 6:45:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/1/2009 6:45:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh
[7/1/2009 6:45:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: no
[7/1/2009 6:45:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: im not sure
[7/1/2009 6:45:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Yo must be getting sleepy. Here…stick your feet on the computer and I’ll typr on them. Hey , have you found any whoopie** cushions over there? (**Note: Richie and I had a three month long whoopee cushion war in which we would hide the whoopee cushion in various locations where the victim would sit on it, as is common with whoopee cushion practice. Funny enough, Richie got the whoopee cushion for me for christmas one year. The way came to a mutually formed termination when Richie hid the whoopee cushion, I never found it, and he forgot where he hid it)
[7/1/2009 6:46:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to try and go grocery shopping tomorrow since they cant seem to provide water, and yes thanks
[7/1/2009 6:46:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: my friend like died of laughter when she saw it
[7/1/2009 6:46:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: i sat on it a few times for funsies
[7/1/2009 6:46:48 PM] Richard Muenz: Ah the fun just keeps snoballing
[7/1/2009 6:47:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh yes it does
[7/1/2009 6:47:10 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh yeah i no longer have electricity in my room
[7/1/2009 6:47:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: so thats cool i guess
[7/1/2009 6:47:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: im on battery power now
[7/1/2009 6:47:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: theyre trying to fix it
[7/1/2009 6:47:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: yay
[7/1/2009 6:47:48 PM] Olivia Muenz: stop being so slow oh my god
[7/1/2009 6:48:44 PM] Richard Muenz: That sounds great. Well worth the $10000000 it cost. Hey I’m trying thr bast i can. I have arthoritis you know
[7/1/2009 6:49:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: tell mom she needs to pick up my cds by the 7th
[7/1/2009 6:49:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: did anything come for me in the mail
[7/1/2009 6:49:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: for both accounts she needs to
[7/1/2009 6:50:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Yes a CD came. We mailed your vast pile of crap and she got your stupid CD already.
[7/1/2009 6:51:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: what cd is it?
[7/1/2009 6:51:46 PM] Richard Muenz: Molly waqnts to type you sometging. Here Molly……reuhigsruioinaf
[7/1/2009 6:51:56 PM] Richard Muenz: NUIAFROUJIOIONvfnoindbmpoyn-gnp
[7/1/2009 6:52:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: thanks
[7/1/2009 6:52:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: can you tell me the name of the cd
[7/1/2009 6:52:48 PM] Richard Muenz: I don’t know. It’s your mail so I didnt open so I wouldn’t get in trouble with my ugly stepsister
[7/1/2009 6:52:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh my god. can you tell mom to be home at 6 tomorrow so i can just talk to her
[7/1/2009 6:53:31 PM] Richard Muenz: What’s wrong with talking to me. i” TEN TIMES BETTER THAN SHE IS
[7/1/2009 6:53:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: she knows about all my cds
[7/1/2009 6:54:13 PM] Richard Muenz: I know about CDs. Ask me anything
[7/1/2009 6:54:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: no
[7/1/2009 6:55:18 PM] Richard Muenz: No? No what?
[7/1/2009 6:55:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: no i wont ask you anything
[7/1/2009 6:55:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: hold on im going to go pee
[7/1/2009 6:59:44 PM] Richard Muenz: he first CDs were invented by Christopher Diabobl in 1685 and didn’t have hole in them rendering them useless. It wasn’t until the late fifties that some one drilled a hole int the middle and started celling them but they kepr hid initials as the name. I bet you didn’y knoe that or your stupid mother neither. Where do you go to pee, Hogswarts?
[7/1/2009 7:00:36 PM] Richard Muenz: How was school today
[7/1/2009 7:00:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: i hate you
[7/1/2009 7:00:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: i have like work
[7/1/2009 7:00:56 PM] Richard Muenz: ave you taken the camerea out of the box yet?
[7/1/2009 7:01:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: i had to take pictures today
[7/1/2009 7:01:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: it was so bad
[7/1/2009 7:01:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: and in entrepreneurship we have quizes
[7/1/2009 7:01:45 PM] Richard Muenz: I think you push the button
[7/1/2009 7:01:52 PM] Olivia Muenz: but this counts for college credit did you know that?
[7/1/2009 7:01:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: i didnt
[7/1/2009 7:01:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: so thats good at least
[7/1/2009 7:03:00 PM] Richard Muenz: Great! Now you can avoid all those time consuming photography requirements in you freshman year.HOOOOPA!
[7/1/2009 7:03:53 PM] Richard Muenz: Ask them if you can get your money back and go home
[7/1/2009 7:04:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: i feel like youve already said that before, my clomputers like frozen so i dont know whats going on
[7/1/2009 7:04:33 PM] Richard Muenz: So what ha[ppened to Jeneeeellllle????
[7/1/2009 7:04:42 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/1/2009 7:05:36 PM] Richard Muenz: Nothing. I hat when clomputers freeze but I bet it cools off your stifling eletricity free hovel
[7/1/2009 7:07:07 PM] Richard Muenz: I guess your clomputer broke. Maybe you should go to sleepy by since its one AM there.
[7/1/2009 7:07:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: i am i am
[7/1/2009 7:07:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: they treat us like infants here I hate it
[7/1/2009 7:08:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: she told us to go to the bathroom before we went AS A GROUP to the dining hall
[7/1/2009 7:10:26 PM] Richard Muenz: Its good you tinkled. Youll be glad to come home to strict parents who let you do anything you want. Go to sleep now. Ilove you.I’ll tell Kathy to be at her computer at six tommorrow. Gnight my darling child
[7/1/2009 7:10:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: byyyeeee
July 2nd:
[7/2/2009 1:11:09 PM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 02:31. ***
[7/2/2009 4:42:42 PM] Olivia Muenz: my phone doesnt work
[7/2/2009 4:42:52 PM] Olivia Muenz: if it cant make phone calls by tomorrow im going to get one in townj
[7/2/2009 5:26:27 PM] Richard Muenz: OK .It’s DaDa
[7/2/2009 5:28:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Why doesn’t it work I’m wondering. Might it be just another piece of crap?
[7/2/2009 5:45:34 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh hey i just went outside becasue the fire alarm just went off
[7/2/2009 5:45:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: this place is quite the luxury
[7/2/2009 5:46:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going into town to get a phone and ill just mail the phone back to you guys with some other stuff. i never made a charge on anything and we never signed the paper so technically we shouldnt have to pay at all.
[7/2/2009 5:47:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Except for all the money we spenr mailing it around
[7/2/2009 5:48:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: yeah i know, but i need to send home a pacckage anyway so yeah. thanks for being so worried about me being burned alive.
[7/2/2009 5:48:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh, I meant to ask, did you get burned alive?
[7/2/2009 5:50:28 PM] Richard Muenz: Maybe the useless phone is haunted and started the fire, yu no?
[7/2/2009 5:50:57 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you still there or are you burning alive?
[7/2/2009 5:52:34 PM] Olivia Muenz: IT IS SO HOT HERE
[7/2/2009 5:52:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: IM DYING
[7/2/2009 5:53:53 PM] Richard Muenz: Do you have a TV in your room and if so do you watch the English version of Family Guy and is it called Relarions Fellow? Can,t you buy a fan or something?
[7/2/2009 5:54:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: were not allowed to go into town by ourselves yet…or do anything by ourselves yet. sunday is our first day out of captivity
[7/2/2009 5:54:34 PM] Olivia Muenz: so no to the fan
[7/2/2009 5:54:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: or anything
[7/2/2009 5:54:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: i feel like im in elementary school again
[7/2/2009 5:56:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Saturday is Independence Day. I think you ad the rest of the Yanks should put on Indian ourfits, throw tea in the water and kill some redcoats!
[7/2/2009 5:56:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Hold on I have to go pee
[7/2/2009 5:57:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: were having a bbq and like fireworks or something
[7/2/2009 5:57:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: americans in britain or something
[7/2/2009 5:59:30 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh. You should give all the Englanders the finger and yell”Ha HA. We’re better than yous”
[7/2/2009 6:00:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: already did. check that one off the list.
[7/2/2009 6:00:46 PM] Richard Muenz: Shouldn’t yo be asleep?
[7/2/2009 6:02:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: its only 12
[7/2/2009 6:02:11 PM] Richard Muenz: Did you b rush your teeth or did you leave your toothbrush home? Do you want me to send you some American goodies like GA
[7/2/2009 6:02:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: nah itll cost too much ill be fine. yes i bought a toothbursh. i bought all my toilitries here, even a hair brush. now you can keep your own. congrats
[7/2/2009 6:04:27 PM] Richard Muenz: Great. I’ll start searching for it. Maybe it’s under the bowl of mac and cheese under your bed
[7/2/2009 6:05:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: theres no mac and cheese under my bed
[7/2/2009 6:05:33 PM] Richard Muenz: do you run every day or just to the bathroom? I bet your in great shape by now!
[7/2/2009 6:06:28 PM] Richard Muenz: Your rite. It wasn’t mac and cheese. It’s whatever died while eating the mac and cheese
[7/2/2009 6:07:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: i want to run but youre not allowed to leave campus by yourself, you have to be in groups of three
[7/2/2009 6:07:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: so i need to find two other people to run with
[7/2/2009 6:08:13 PM] Richard Muenz: Why don’t you stuff two outfits with news paper and carry one in each hand?
[7/2/2009 6:08:31 PM] Olivia Muenz: good thinking
[7/2/2009 6:08:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: their rules here are so ridiculous
[7/2/2009 6:10:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: are you stilll typing
[7/2/2009 6:10:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: wow
[7/2/2009 6:10:43 PM] Richard Muenz: Your mother enjoyed reading our conversation of yesturday so I can’t how stupid she is or anything in case she reads this too. Rules keep you safe and sound and that’s why we won’t sue them when your kidnapped
[7/2/2009 6:11:44 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you still typing WOW!
[7/2/2009 6:11:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: stop being so nosey. these rules are stupid. we have to sign in and sign out and weve constantly been with our RAs and hallway people and its driving me insane
[7/2/2009 6:11:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre stupid
[7/2/2009 6:12:36 PM] Richard Muenz: Does RA mean REGISTERED ASS?
[7/2/2009 6:13:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre my at home RA
[7/2/2009 6:13:49 PM] Richard Muenz: HA Ha. Your mother cleaned your room when I wasn’t looking
[7/2/2009 6:13:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
[7/2/2009 6:14:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to kill her
[7/2/2009 6:15:08 PM] Richard Muenz: I know. Dont worry. I’ll throw a bunch of crap in there before you get home in just 3 and a half short weeks!
[7/2/2009 6:16:28 PM] Richard Muenz: Tomorrow I’ll make some Japanese soup and leave it on your window sill till you come back
[7/2/2009 6:17:32 PM] Richard Muenz: I hope you like the color we painted it
[7/2/2009 6:18:17 PM] Richard Muenz: Do you have elctricity yet? are you still there or were you kidnapped?
[7/2/2009 6:18:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: im here relax
[7/2/2009 6:18:49 PM] Richard Muenz: I guess you fell asleep brushing your teeth
[7/2/2009 6:19:15 PM] Olivia Muenz: yes i have electricity
[7/2/2009 6:20:41 PM] Richard Muenz: I am relaxed. Very relaxed. I’m sure its just coincidental to you not being here. Do you know what coincidental means? Inedible?Loquacious?Halopecious?Condiscintilation?
[7/2/2009 6:22:18 PM] Richard Muenz: How tall are you now. What’s your favorite colour.Do you have any new English friends or regular friends?
[7/2/2009 6:22:49 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you doing something else and if so why?
[7/2/2009 6:23:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: im talking to lizzy
[7/2/2009 6:25:19 PM] Richard Muenz: Give her my warmest personal regards and ask her when she’s coming home. We miss her. I’m going to sign off since you couldn’t care less about me .Byyyyyyyyyyy.I love you.
[7/2/2009 6:31:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahaha byeeeeeeee
[7/2/2009 6:31:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: stop trying to type like me
[7/2/2009 6:31:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: so uncool 8-)
[7/2/2009 6:31:51 PM] Richard Muenz: I know I’m not but are you
[7/2/2009 6:32:40 PM] Richard Muenz: Where did that little sunny face come from?
[7/2/2009 6:33:21 PM] Richard Muenz: I guess your gone again. Nighty Knight Gov’ner.
[7/2/2009 6:34:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: i was waiting becasue you were typing something
[7/2/2009 6:34:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: goodnight oldman
[7/2/2009 6:35:24 PM] Richard Muenz: Old? I think not. Oooh.I have to pee again. ‘Night XXOO
[7/2/2009 11:41:32 PM] Richard Muenz: stop talking about me on skype
[7/2/2009 11:41:42 PM] Richard Muenz: love mom (on richard’s laptop)
July 3rd:
[7/3/2009 1:45:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: i have two things in on my account at the library
[7/4/2009 5:59:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: is anyone alive out theeer?
[7/4/2009 6:03:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: well i currently havve about 100 lbs left for the entire trip and nobody accepts american express
[7/4/2009 6:03:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: so what shall i do now
[7/6/2009 11:25:41 AM] Richard Muenz: who is this?
[7/6/2009 11:26:38 AM] Richard Muenz: BTW its your mother’s bday
[7/6/2009 11:28:06 AM] Olivia Muenz: i know i already wished her a birthday grand day. my friends ussing my computer so i cant talk now okay, ill talk to you later possibly
[7/6/2009 11:28:08 AM] Olivia Muenz: cheers
[7/6/2009 11:28:46 AM] Richard Muenz: OK but what about getting you money?
[7/6/2009 11:29:03 AM] Olivia Muenz: ill talk to you later goodbye
[7/6/2009 11:29:05 AM] Olivia Muenz: its fine
[7/6/2009 11:29:42 AM] Richard Muenz: bye
July 7th:
[7/7/2009 12:17:49 PM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, no answer. ***
[7/7/2009 12:29:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi uhm can you go to the library for me today? mom never got my cd and the hojlds abotu to expire
[7/7/2009 12:31:44 PM] Richard Muenz: yeah uhm ok
[7/7/2009 12:51:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: can you?
[7/7/2009 12:51:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: did mom leave her library cards?
[7/7/2009 12:51:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: you only need my card though i believe
[7/7/2009 12:52:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: heres the number of my library card in case you need it though..22837000334796
[7/7/2009 12:52:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre typing..very..sllloooowwwllllyyyyy
[7/7/2009 12:53:34 PM] Richard Muenz: No she DihEnt I will do this for you but I have to go to an audition right now so I have to get off so yeah I’ll take care of it because you love me so much…HA HA Byeeeeee
[7/7/2009 12:54:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: stop immitating me. what audition? okay byeee
[7/7/2009 12:55:14 PM] Richard Muenz: A Soap.Yuk. Bye.
[7/7/2009 5:22:04 PM] Richard Muenz: I got your stupid CD and took the others back to the liberry. I also went to the PO and mailed your stupid thing for you, an errand I vowed i would never do but somehow the 3000 mile tentacles of my Ugly Stepsister have reached out to strangle me once again. By the way, congratulations on getting such a good report card. I think you deserve a nice treat for that, don’t you? So, there you go. I’ll be on line here for awhile if you get back from your drinking and drug rock and roll rap part-tey.
[7/7/2009 6:36:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: THANKS DAD! FOR ALL THAT YOUVE DONEEE
[7/7/2009 6:55:42 PM] Richard Muenz: are you still there?
[7/7/2009 7:03:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Guess not. Your mother called from St Louis and wanted me to say hi from her and that she loves you and get lots of stories and info from you. Oh well. Leave me a message with the stories if you can so I have something to tell your mother. Hey family guys on. I love you. good night
[7/8/2009 8:12:33 AM] Olivia Muenz: ahhhhhh i miss family guy
[7/8/2009 8:13:53 AM] Richard Muenz: It was the when the NYers come to see the autumn leaves one and they’re all like mafia guys
[7/8/2009 8:15:52 AM] Olivia Muenz: hahahah
[7/8/2009 8:15:57 AM] Olivia Muenz: i love that one
[7/8/2009 8:16:51 AM] Richard Muenz: The next one was the one where the English guy with the sticking out teeth takes over the ClamBar
[7/8/2009 8:17:04 AM] Olivia Muenz: elaborate
[7/8/2009 8:19:12 AM] Richard Muenz: You never saw that one? There’s a hurricane and they think the ClamBar got destroyed but the owner just sold it to the Emglish guy and the boys go in and see a bunch of english types in there and the fat father says v”Oh God it’s a Gay Bar!”?
[7/8/2009 8:21:29 AM] Olivia Muenz: his name is peter fatty
[7/8/2009 8:21:39 AM] Olivia Muenz: and ive seen that one
[7/8/2009 8:23:50 AM] Richard Muenz: I’m not fat anymore you little punk. Quietly, one fudgcicle at a time, I’ve waddled into obesity. You’d be soooooooooo proud of your big Daddy!!!!!
[7/8/2009 8:24:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: i feel like i eat one real meal a day here because we have one meal off campus and the other two are here and the food is vomit shaped into a food form
[7/8/2009 8:27:38 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay i have to do laundry ill be back in like an hour, you can finish your message though
[7/8/2009 8:27:44 AM] Richard Muenz: I’m glad it’s turning out to be so much fun for you. Are you disappointed we didn’t send you to Afghanistan? What time did you go to bed last night and did you wash your face and hands and brush your teeth? What have you been doing so I can tell your mother when she bothers m…when she calls me?
[7/8/2009 8:29:05 AM] Richard Muenz: I mahve to go make money in the stock market now and do the bathroom. Have a great time with your vomit food
[7/8/2009 8:40:47 AM] Olivia Muenz: im back
[7/8/2009 8:40:54 AM] Olivia Muenz: i need detergent so i canty sdo it now
[7/8/2009 8:42:20 AM] Richard Muenz: What does canty sdo mean? Is that some of the English you’ve been learning. Are you fluent yet?
[7/8/2009 8:43:03 AM] Olivia Muenz: i hate you
[7/8/2009 8:44:25 AM] Richard Muenz: You know you secretly love me and wil cry and cry at my lavish memorial service like all those people at Michael Jordans funeral did. You’ll see
[7/8/2009 8:45:22 AM] Olivia Muenz: what did you call moms dog?
[7/8/2009 8:45:25 AM] Richard Muenz: Did you see his funeral? Do they have TVs in England yet? Are they black and white?
[7/8/2009 8:45:29 AM] Olivia Muenz: there is no tv
[7/8/2009 8:45:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: i havent watched in forever
[7/8/2009 8:45:35 AM] Olivia Muenz: its so sad
[7/8/2009 8:45:44 AM] Richard Muenz: Pumpkin
[7/8/2009 8:45:50 AM] Olivia Muenz: whats its real name
[7/8/2009 8:46:13 AM] Richard Muenz: Asswipe
[7/8/2009 8:46:52 AM] Richard Muenz: No wait I thinks its wormy. Yeah. Thats it .Wormy\
[7/8/2009 8:46:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: no what was it
[7/8/2009 8:47:27 AM] Richard Muenz: I cant recall
[7/8/2009 8:47:46 AM] Olivia Muenz: youre annoying
[7/8/2009 8:48:19 AM] Richard Muenz: Do you say Ta instead of thankyou now? Its concidered common you know.Cheers is better.
[7/8/2009 8:50:00 AM] Richard Muenz: While I was typing to you I lost $800. You owe me
[7/8/2009 9:52:01 AM] Olivia Muenz: i say cheers. and you always seem to lose $800 when youre talking to me.
[7/8/2009 9:53:48 AM] Richard Muenz: No. Sometimes i lose…wait….Oh great thanks alot I just lost 9 no ten hundred thousand dollars
[7/8/2009 9:56:09 AM] Olivia Muenz: have i told you lately, that youre a douchebag? have i told you, theres no douchebag like you?
[7/8/2009 9:58:56 AM] Richard Muenz: I know you were but what was I supposed to be again? You know…. theres two kinds of fathers…the doooshbag kind and the strict disciplinarian…your choice…Godddddd there goes another eleventy seven thousand thousandy dollars thatnks to you and your stupid English gig.
[7/8/2009 10:00:25 AM] Olivia Muenz: STOP MOCKING EVERYTHING I SAY
[7/8/2009 10:00:42 AM] Olivia Muenz: especially immitating the extra letters i adddddd
[7/8/2009 10:01:54 AM] Richard Muenz: No YOUR so annoying and stop mocking everyhing I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/8/2009 10:02:05 AM] Olivia Muenz: im leaving you now
[7/8/2009 10:02:22 AM] Richard Muenz: Me too
[7/8/2009 10:02:29 AM] Olivia Muenz: fine!
[7/8/2009 10:02:51 AM] Richard Muenz: Fine yourself govner
[7/8/2009 4:32:56 PM] Richard Muenz: I’ll Turn on Little Blackie (thats my computer) at Midnight, yer time a’course and if’n yer around, mayhaps we’ll communicate somehow. How was school today? Did you brush yer teeth and warsh your face and hands at some point and get all them English cooties off’n ya’? Yer mother called and of course I could tell her nothing because yo didn’t fill me in except that you couldn’t do yer laundry because you didn’t have any detergent
[7/8/2009 6:37:54 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey…..HEY»»»HEU HEY HEY CANT YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
[7/8/2009 6:38:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi well im going to bed now so i shant chat but methinks youre a idiot gday matey
[7/8/2009 6:39:36 PM] Richard Muenz: Me Lovey me little hardy! Avst yer teef with a brush and warsh facey and hands afore ye…Oh forget it
[7/8/2009 6:40:15 PM] Olivia Muenz: how many times are you goinjg to say that. good nighhhhtttt
[7/8/2009 6:41:29 PM] Richard Muenz: Wow! Listen to miss nasty. I’m only trying to insure your..oh forget it.Lots O Love and sweet dreams DAaddy kins
July 9th:
[7/9/2009 5:27:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Hello my child. I hope this typage finds you well. I will be at this keyboard around midnight your time if you need me or want to have a precious moment of sharing with me. Until then, I will be bathrooming….
[7/9/2009 6:06:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi im really tired so im not going to talk im just letting you know that i didnt die. okay cheers
[7/9/2009 6:08:14 PM] Richard Muenz: OK LOVE AND KISSES Dad Cheers!
July 10th:
[7/10/2009 12:01:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi when does mom come home
[7/10/2009 12:04:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: i have things that need to be mailed out
[7/10/2009 12:58:28 PM] Richard Muenz: Hi Matey.Your mother comes home to resume her Olivia Errand Duties tomorrow unless she stays until Monday which she probably wont doooooooooooo. Thanks for all the valuable and exciting info about your trip. I know you love talking to me but you really are becoming quite the pest.
[7/10/2009 4:32:29 PM] Richard Muenz: AHA CAUGHT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hows about saying hello?
[7/10/2009 4:32:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi im about to shower
[7/10/2009 4:32:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: ill talk to you after i check in and everything
[7/10/2009 4:33:06 PM] Richard Muenz: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[7/10/2009 4:33:46 PM] Richard Muenz: YOU STINK
[7/10/2009 4:34:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: thanks
[7/10/2009 4:35:39 PM] Richard Muenz: Talk to you @ midnight.Oooooh. Midnight at Hogwarts.How Harry Potter cool is that G’vner
[7/10/2009 4:35:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to be asleep before then
[7/10/2009 4:36:05 PM] Olivia Muenz: like 1115 or something
[7/10/2009 4:37:01 PM] Richard Muenz: Ooooh. 11:15 at Hogwarts etc etc etc. OK See you then.
[7/10/2009 5:21:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Its 11:15. Do you know where my children are
[7/10/2009 5:22:34 PM] Richard Muenz: WELL…………DO YOU??!!!!!!!!!!
[7/10/2009 5:37:32 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey…..HEY……..HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/10/2009 5:44:29 PM] Richard Muenz: OK You officially stink as a person and a “daughter’
[7/10/2009 6:02:31 PM] Richard Muenz: i Have to go do something. I guess you drowndeded in the shower. If you happen to think of it could you let me know how its all going for ya since i still am very fond of you ? Gee, …thanks.
[7/11/2009 11:53:24 AM] Richard Muenz: Not to pry but are you still alive? Cheers
[7/11/2009 12:57:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi i have like five cds in on my n ame tell mother
[7/11/2009 12:59:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: did mom ever check out those cds for me?
[7/11/2009 3:54:21 PM] Richard Muenz: I picked up one for you but the liberry hasn’t bcalled to say any other ones are there and hi, how vare you
[7/11/2009 4:08:29 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m going back to bathrooming. Hope your OK. I’ll return here in around an hour in case you take leave of your senses and wish to converse with me. Ta
[7/11/2009 5:07:13 PM] Richard Muenz: Here I am again….Psssst…hey….HEY…..oh…oh well. I’ll just sit here like a little lost doooshbag and see if my kid wanders on the skype waves.
[7/11/2009 5:07:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[7/11/2009 5:08:12 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh Hi my darling child. What a pleasant surprize. How ya doin?
[7/11/2009 5:08:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: wonderfuk
[7/11/2009 5:08:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahahah
[7/11/2009 5:08:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: i mean wonderful
[7/11/2009 5:09:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Wasd that a nasty siilent K I spied you little devil
[7/11/2009 5:09:34 PM] Olivia Muenz: :)
[7/11/2009 5:10:06 PM] Richard Muenz: You must be talking to someone else at the same time am i right?
[7/11/2009 5:10:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: yes yes i am. my friends are all in my room.
[7/11/2009 5:11:10 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh. Do you have enogh money? Does your credit card still work?
[7/11/2009 5:11:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: i mean it works but barely anyone accepts it. ill probably be fine i guess.
[7/11/2009 5:12:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Maybe I should send you some Travelers checks. Do you have an address I can fedex them to?
[7/11/2009 5:13:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dont need travelers checks ill be fine
[7/11/2009 5:14:10 PM] Richard Muenz: OK but find out a mailling address just in case you need them in a hurry
[7/11/2009 5:14:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay okay
[7/11/2009 5:14:28 PM] Richard Muenz: Okay
[7/11/2009 5:14:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/11/2009 5:15:06 PM] Richard Muenz: yes okay alright okay OK oh boy is this stupid
[7/11/2009 5:15:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh boy are you annoying
[7/11/2009 5:15:45 PM] Richard Muenz: You are to but what am I
[7/11/2009 5:15:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: annoying
[7/11/2009 5:16:06 PM] Richard Muenz: okay
[7/11/2009 5:16:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/11/2009 5:16:24 PM] Richard Muenz: not this again
[7/11/2009 5:16:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/11/2009 5:16:46 PM] Richard Muenz: oi vey
[7/11/2009 5:16:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: its oy ya douche
[7/11/2009 5:17:12 PM] Richard Muenz: its doooosh you oi
[7/11/2009 5:19:31 PM] Richard Muenz: I’ll let you go talk to your “friends” but tell him I knoew whats going on and I come over there and do a little cosmetic dentistry on him if he tries anything
[7/11/2009 5:20:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay ill let him know
[7/11/2009 5:22:08 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah sure. Hey. Hows about telling me what you’ve been doing AND IF YER HAVING A GOOD TIME AND STUFF (WHOOPS I PRESSED THE CAPS LOCK BY MISTAKE)
[7/11/2009 5:22:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh geez
[7/11/2009 5:22:36 PM] Richard Muenz: Pleases oh please
[7/11/2009 5:23:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi. ive been having fun. do you want to see some pictures i took in photography?
[7/11/2009 5:23:44 PM] Richard Muenz: Yes absolutely!
[7/11/2009 5:23:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: okayyyy hold on
[7/11/2009 5:29:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: i sent it to rkomuenz
[7/11/2009 5:30:08 PM] Richard Muenz: OK so now what do I do. CaN I see them and be askypin ya?
[7/11/2009 5:32:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: yea you open it
[7/11/2009 5:33:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Never mind. I’ll go on aol now and take a look. I’ll be back
[7/11/2009 5:35:05 PM] Richard Muenz: Smart arse. They’re beauteous. The flower oness. You must have a macro lens on your expensive camera. Is the other one Hogswart?
[7/11/2009 5:35:43 PM] Richard Muenz: Or is it Hogwarts Duhhhhhhhhhh!
[7/11/2009 5:36:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: i can only send a few at a time
[7/11/2009 5:36:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Well, send them all. Me likey.
[7/11/2009 5:41:00 PM] Richard Muenz: You know your mother sawaunt mary and they talked for four hours and sort of made up
[7/11/2009 5:41:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Could you pay attention for five seconds you dip
[7/11/2009 5:42:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: yyaaaayyyyy
[7/11/2009 5:42:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: im here
[7/11/2009 5:42:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh goody
[7/11/2009 5:43:29 PM] Richard Muenz: where were you?
[7/11/2009 5:43:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: here
[7/11/2009 5:44:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Did you have a seizure or wre you rolling joints?
[7/11/2009 5:45:47 PM] Richard Muenz: Im running low on battery juice. Do you have anthing worthwhile to impart?
[7/11/2009 5:46:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: I SENT ANOTHER EMAIL
[7/11/2009 5:46:48 PM] Richard Muenz: Send those pctures and a mailing address….ooh let me see
[7/11/2009 5:47:50 PM] Richard Muenz: It didn’t come in yet. I’ll go back
[7/11/2009 5:49:12 PM] Richard Muenz: Stll nothing
[7/11/2009 5:49:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you sure you sent it?
[7/11/2009 5:50:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: yesss im sue
[7/11/2009 5:50:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: sure*
[7/11/2009 5:50:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: look harder
[7/11/2009 5:50:31 PM] Richard Muenz: Ok Sue I’ll look again
[7/11/2009 5:51:38 PM] Richard Muenz: No..Nothin
[7/11/2009 5:52:27 PM] Richard Muenz: Do you know my email address. Perhaps you spelled my last name wrong. Its tricky
[7/11/2009 5:52:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: it can be a toughie
[7/11/2009 5:53:22 PM] Richard Muenz: Still nothing nad my juice is even lower
[7/11/2009 5:53:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh hahahahah it never sent
[7/11/2009 5:53:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: im sending it again now
[7/11/2009 5:53:50 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh Hahahahahaha
[7/11/2009 5:54:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Nothing
[7/11/2009 5:56:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Is this like some kind of big British joke or something…like hunting for Hagus?
[7/11/2009 5:57:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahah no
[7/11/2009 5:57:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: its there
[7/11/2009 5:58:20 PM] Richard Muenz: That garden one looks like a painting. your really good!
[7/11/2009 5:58:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: you’re*** not your
[7/11/2009 5:58:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: and thank you
[7/11/2009 5:59:36 PM] Richard Muenz: It’s thankyou not thank…you.. and yer welcome.
[7/11/2009 6:00:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: here come some more
[7/11/2009 6:00:50 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m down to 5 minutes of juice so we need to tender our tender goodbyes soon.
[7/11/2009 6:00:59 PM] Richard Muenz: OOOOOOH goody
[7/11/2009 6:01:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: did ya get them?
[7/11/2009 6:01:37 PM] Richard Muenz: No
[7/11/2009 6:01:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: what about now
[7/11/2009 6:01:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: now?
[7/11/2009 6:02:02 PM] Richard Muenz: no
[7/11/2009 6:02:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: now?
[7/11/2009 6:03:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: now?
[7/11/2009 6:03:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: typing ferociously
[7/11/2009 6:03:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah!!! Where did you take the up high one from and is that you bike?
[7/11/2009 6:04:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: i climbed to the top of st pauls cathedral last weekend and it was the least fun activity of my life but i got good pictures. 1000 steps in total
[7/11/2009 6:04:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: and yes the bike belongs to me i ride it around my dorm for kicks
[7/11/2009 6:06:01 PM] Richard Muenz: Fantastic. I’m glad yer getting some exercise. I have to go I’mm melting. I mlove you and send me that address. I worry you know.
[7/11/2009 6:06:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: goodnighhhtttt
[7/11/2009 6:06:51 PM] Richard Muenz: Good night Pal
July 12th:
[7/12/2009 6:23:11 AM] Richard Muenz: Not to pester you during your time away, but dont forget the mailing address and do you know where the paper is for printing photogs that i got when you did your mothers day thing. I want to print up your pictures and I cant find the paper. Ta
[7/12/2009 6:23:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: dont print up pictures ill do it when i get home i can do it better quality and i want to photoshop some first
[7/12/2009 6:24:00 AM] Olivia Muenz: and why do you need the address
[7/12/2009 6:25:16 AM] Richard Muenz: Hi. How nice yer there . Ineed the address in case i have to fedex you some money and OK about the pix
[7/12/2009 6:25:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: you do not need to fedex me money
[7/12/2009 6:26:10 AM] Olivia Muenz: they have atms here i believe and i can borrow from friends ill be fine
[7/12/2009 6:26:19 AM] Olivia Muenz: if i do need money ill give you the address then
[7/12/2009 6:28:05 AM] Richard Muenz: The credirt card you have just sent us a letter saying their screwing us out of our credit linem(theyre doing it to everybody during the depression ) sio I’m concerned your card may be denied
[7/12/2009 6:29:01 AM] Richard Muenz: Perhaps you can pawn the watch you stole from your mother
[7/12/2009 6:31:08 AM] Richard Muenz: BTW, I bought all your bathroom stuff yesturday. I hope you like blue. The bathtub has cute fish decals on it, inside and out and the sink is a giant seashell. Instead of tile I just spread sand on the floor. It looks Great!!!
[7/12/2009 6:31:38 AM] Olivia Muenz: youre so funny
[7/12/2009 6:31:49 AM] Olivia Muenz: wait like i cant even use my credit card at all?
[7/12/2009 6:32:01 AM] Richard Muenz: Isnt it time for you vomit luncjh?
[7/12/2009 6:32:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: i have 200 punds still and like 80 dollars
[7/12/2009 6:32:31 AM] Olivia Muenz: i think ill make it
[7/12/2009 6:33:17 AM] Richard Muenz: Yes you can. It has a 1100 dollar credit line now. I think it wikll be fine.What are “punds”
[7/12/2009 6:33:29 AM] Olivia Muenz: youre funny
[7/12/2009 6:33:31 AM] Olivia Muenz: im dying
[7/12/2009 6:33:32 AM] Olivia Muenz: now
[7/12/2009 6:33:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: on my floor
[7/12/2009 6:33:54 AM] Richard Muenz: Whats the matter
[7/12/2009 6:34:03 AM] Olivia Muenz: im dying of hilarity
[7/12/2009 6:34:24 AM] Richard Muenz: Laught6er is the best medicene
[7/12/2009 6:34:26 AM] Olivia Muenz: can you tell mom she needs to send out books for me? to go on paperback swap?
[7/12/2009 6:35:30 AM] Richard Muenz: Sure and I know she’ll be thrilled to help you with that. Ha ha. I’m dying of hilarity on my floor of dog hair.
[7/12/2009 6:37:00 AM] Olivia Muenz: STOP BEING SO FUNNY ITS JUST TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE. do you want me to jab at the computer with two crooked index fingers since im already using caps, wed be twins that way. ah well. and tell her she needs to print out the papers for them like today so tell her to go on here tonight or something, or you could get her now so i can tell her.
[7/12/2009 6:37:18 AM] Olivia Muenz: and have any cds come for me?
[7/12/2009 6:39:33 AM] Richard Muenz: Your mothewr is still in St Louis. Shes coming home today and will be home @6 or so. I’ll let her read this so she can follow your orders like a good servant. A box came but I didnt open it.
[7/12/2009 6:41:13 AM] Olivia Muenz: you said she came home like three days ago!
[7/12/2009 6:41:22 AM] Olivia Muenz: a box?
[7/12/2009 6:41:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: can you tell me which cds came because i have to mark them as arrived
[7/12/2009 6:43:07 AM] Richard Muenz: Lies! I said no such thing if youd only listen. Are you suggesting I go all the way downstairs, open the box and tell you whats in it. Its not a swap package. Its an actual box
[7/12/2009 6:43:26 AM] Olivia Muenz: its for me? then open it!
[7/12/2009 6:43:41 AM] Olivia Muenz: and no other cds came even like a while ago?
[7/12/2009 6:43:49 AM] Olivia Muenz: because there are two cds that im supposed to get
[7/12/2009 6:43:57 AM] Richard Muenz: I knew my ass would grow pained from doing this. Hang on
[7/12/2009 6:45:58 AM] Richard Muenz: It was your mothers stupid shampoo. Wht it was addressed to you, I have no idea. Let me go down and check the mail pile for cds. Hang on
[7/12/2009 6:46:20 AM] Olivia Muenz: thank yooouuuu
[7/12/2009 6:49:59 AM] Richard Muenz: No vcds have come unless your mother did something with them.I got a cd at the liberryUnderdog Alma Mater. What are we supposed to do with it. Its do back on the 14th
[7/12/2009 6:50:32 AM] Olivia Muenz: put it on your comupter
[7/12/2009 6:50:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay open itunes
[7/12/2009 6:50:39 AM] Olivia Muenz: then put the cd into the thing okay?
[7/12/2009 6:51:32 AM] Richard Muenz: Ok Your mother can do it tonoight and put the cd in what thing…the liberry shute?
[7/12/2009 6:51:45 AM] Olivia Muenz: no i meant on your computer
[7/12/2009 6:51:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: she knows what to do
[7/12/2009 6:51:59 AM] Olivia Muenz: and were there any other cds?
[7/12/2009 6:53:02 AM] Olivia Muenz: can you check and see if your itunes has any artist called black something\
[7/12/2009 6:53:20 AM] Olivia Muenz: just tell me the artists in your itunes
[7/12/2009 6:53:32 AM] Richard Muenz: Yeah she already filled my memory to overflowing with all yoyr bazooka joe crap and now my computer creeps along like a thing that creeps along really slowly to paint a picture so to speak
[7/12/2009 6:54:24 AM] Richard Muenz: And how do I do that amy i ask>
[7/12/2009 6:54:38 AM] Olivia Muenz: why is there bozuka joe crap in there?
[7/12/2009 6:54:43 AM] Olivia Muenz: whatever
[7/12/2009 6:54:45 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay open itunes
[7/12/2009 6:54:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: did you do that yet?
[7/12/2009 6:55:00 AM] Richard Muenz: Wait
[7/12/2009 6:55:12 AM] Olivia Muenz: yessir
[7/12/2009 6:55:41 AM] Richard Muenz: OK Now what you giant ass pain!!!!!!!!
[7/12/2009 6:56:14 AM] Olivia Muenz: now click the thing that says artists at the top
[7/12/2009 6:56:17 AM] Olivia Muenz: see it?
[7/12/2009 6:56:39 AM] Richard Muenz: OK
[7/12/2009 6:56:50 AM] Olivia Muenz: now just scroll down and tell me all the artists that are under there that start with the letter b
[7/12/2009 6:57:36 AM] Richard Muenz: the blabk heart proc?
[7/12/2009 6:58:05 AM] Olivia Muenz: yes
[7/12/2009 6:58:07 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay good
[7/12/2009 6:58:19 AM] Richard Muenz: Theres 11 of them
[7/12/2009 6:58:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: thanks rich
[7/12/2009 6:59:04 AM] Richard Muenz: Anything else yer Royal Heinie?
[7/12/2009 6:59:31 AM] Richard Muenz: What the C thing mean?
[7/12/2009 6:59:31 AM] Olivia Muenz: not that i can think of..the rest is for mom tonight
[7/12/2009 7:00:48 AM] Richard Muenz: That’s a relief. I’m exhausted. OK I’m gonna go throw some more sand on yer bathroom florr. Molly’s been eating it.
[7/12/2009 7:00:58 AM] Olivia Muenz: but there are four cds under my name at the library that are about to expire, would you be able to get them for me :D
[7/12/2009 7:02:02 AM] Richard Muenz: I was just there. All they had for you was the Alma Mater one. The others expired I guess as thye retard at the desk didnt mention them
[7/12/2009 7:02:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: you have to use my card
[7/12/2009 7:02:32 AM] Richard Muenz: How do you do that smiley bitey thing?
[7/12/2009 7:02:36 AM] Olivia Muenz: i have four things there that expire the 14th
[7/12/2009 7:03:10 AM] Richard Muenz: OK Whats yer number again?
[7/12/2009 7:03:34 AM] Olivia Muenz: 22837000334796, but use my card, do you have it?
[7/12/2009 7:03:50 AM] Richard Muenz: Maybe yer mother does
[7/12/2009 7:04:21 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay then get it from ehr tonight or somehting..it expires the 14th so keep that in mind
[7/12/2009 7:04:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: :)
[7/12/2009 7:04:32 AM] Olivia Muenz: (punch)
[7/12/2009 7:05:29 AM] Richard Muenz: Hey! those are cool! I will worry about the 14th with all my heart, I promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/12/2009 7:05:44 AM] Olivia Muenz: (clap)
[7/12/2009 7:06:01 AM] Olivia Muenz: (wave) byeeeeee
[7/12/2009 7:06:41 AM] Richard Muenz: Oh how cute!!!! Ok byeeeeeeeeeeeee my little Darling
[7/12/2009 7:06:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: goodbye old farty man
[7/12/2009 7:07:08 AM] Richard Muenz: Nice
[7/12/2009 7:07:17 AM] Olivia Muenz: 8-)
[7/12/2009 7:07:21 AM] Olivia Muenz: i know
[7/12/2009 7:07:54 AM] Richard Muenz: Come on tell me how you do those face thing Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
[7/12/2009 7:17:40 AM] Olivia Muenz: no thanks
[7/12/2009 7:17:47 AM] Olivia Muenz: have you ever had a pasty?
[7/12/2009 7:18:26 AM] Richard Muenz: Not since I stopped dancing in strip clubs
[7/12/2009 7:19:16 AM] Olivia Muenz: a pasty youve never had one? it seems exactly like something you would love. its like meat and vegetables like shepards pie wrapped in a pastry that you like hold
[7/12/2009 7:19:20 AM] Olivia Muenz: its so good
[7/12/2009 7:20:13 AM] Richard Muenz: Make sure you pick out all the mad cow stuff before you eat it
[7/12/2009 7:20:21 AM] Olivia Muenz: i get the traditional one and its steak and potatoes and onion but you cant really taste the onion which is good because i hate onion and its ike this croissant pot pie type pastry its wrapped ina nd ive had one for lunch like everyday since i discovered the pasty stand
[7/12/2009 7:21:46 AM] Richard Muenz: Bring one home for me. Oh and see if they have migrain medicene over there. They have it in Europe but not over here and it works great.
[7/12/2009 7:22:42 AM] Olivia Muenz: uhhh okay what kind
[7/12/2009 7:22:43 AM] Richard Muenz: You can tell them “no onions” maybe.
[7/12/2009 7:22:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: thanks for these great suggestions
[7/12/2009 7:24:23 AM] Richard Muenz: I dont know. I used to get migrains and i found some medicene over there and it was great. It could really help your mentalpausal mother. Its not ibuprofen or alleve. Ask the Pharmasist
[7/12/2009 7:24:40 AM] Olivia Muenz: its called the a surgery or something
[7/12/2009 7:25:05 AM] Richard Muenz: Yes. Ask the surgeon.
[7/12/2009 7:25:16 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay will do
[7/12/2009 7:25:43 AM] Richard Muenz: Hey, are the light switches swtill backwards?
[7/12/2009 7:30:10 AM] Richard Muenz: Well, Iguess we have at long last run out of things to say to oneanother. It was bound to happen. Best of luck in the future and running the risk of being overly sentimental I send you my love and want to mention that i really really miss you, you little turd.
[7/12/2009 7:31:32 AM] Richard Muenz: Well, I’m late for my pedicure so I’ll be going now. Cheerio!
[7/12/2009 7:39:26 AM] Olivia Muenz: cheers fatha
[7/12/2009 7:40:13 AM] Richard Muenz: Smooches to Youches
July 13th:
[7/13/2009 5:18:40 AM] Olivia Muenz: hi is mom home?
[7/13/2009 5:18:51 AM] Olivia Muenz: did she get my cds or send out my books?
[7/13/2009 5:18:55 AM] Olivia Muenz: they need to be sent out
[7/13/2009 5:18:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: por favor
[7/13/2009 2:11:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: can you get grandma flynns address for me?
[7/13/2009 2:11:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: ask mom
[7/13/2009 2:12:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Yer mother is out at the pool do you wan t me to get her?
[7/13/2009 2:13:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: yupyup
[7/13/2009 2:13:46 PM] Richard Muenz: OK Hang on my little falconer. BTY the Harris Hawk is from the USA
[7/13/2009 2:18:54 PM] Richard Muenz: Her she comes I LOve you Bye
[7/13/2009 2:19:12 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey are you there
[7/13/2009 2:24:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[7/13/2009 2:25:36 PM] Richard Muenz: yer mother came running in to skype you and what happened and should I get her again?
[7/13/2009 2:29:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: nothing she responded
[7/13/2009 2:29:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: she wanted to like phone chat but i cant
[7/13/2009 2:29:25 PM] Richard Muenz: What in tyhe name of God are you doing!!!!!!!!!!!!! Would you mind paying attention for five min utes and have you heard your incredible ACT scores my little Genious
[7/13/2009 2:30:02 PM] Richard Muenz: OH OK SeeYa I Guess
[7/13/2009 2:31:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: …what
[7/13/2009 2:31:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: where are you
[7/13/2009 2:32:00 PM] Olivia Muenz: i got a 32 on my acts
[7/13/2009 2:32:32 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats sensational! AND all A’s
[7/13/2009 2:32:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: no the acts werent that good
[7/13/2009 2:32:54 PM] Richard Muenz: Your NUTS
[7/13/2009 2:33:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Yu did better than 96% of all students in the US That’s pretty damn great if yiu ask me
[7/13/2009 2:34:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: eh
[7/13/2009 2:34:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: did you show mom my pictures?
[7/13/2009 2:35:11 PM] Richard Muenz: What do you mean Eh
[7/13/2009 2:35:56 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah. She thinks their great and she said “Is that her bike” LIke I did only she meant it
[7/13/2009 2:36:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahahahah shes so stupid
[7/13/2009 2:37:03 PM] Richard Muenz: Hows your money holding out.I worry
[7/13/2009 2:37:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: i only have like 100 pounds ledt
[7/13/2009 2:37:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: my credit card got declined when i went to an outlet yesterday
[7/13/2009 2:38:00 PM] Olivia Muenz: so now what
[7/13/2009 2:38:09 PM] Richard Muenz: What do you want me to do. I can send you those travelers check..they’re like cash
[7/13/2009 2:38:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dunnnoooo should i?
[7/13/2009 2:38:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: i might be fine
[7/13/2009 2:38:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: maybe
[7/13/2009 2:40:13 PM] Richard Muenz: You might not be too. Try your credit card unless its too hard to get to a machine. In the mean time send me an address where I can send you a fed ex. Youll get it the next day unless its saturday
[7/13/2009 2:41:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: olivia muenz, c/o asa
lady margaret hall
norham gardens
oxford ox2 6qa
united kingdom
[7/13/2009 2:41:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: this money thing was not well thought out
[7/13/2009 2:42:42 PM] Richard Muenz: Why dont you pray to the money fairy there at Hogwarts and maybe she’ll leave you s little something?.
[7/13/2009 2:42:55 PM] Richard Muenz: I’ll send it out tomorrow
[7/13/2009 2:46:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay, how do they work?
[7/13/2009 2:46:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: and why was my credit card declined
[7/13/2009 2:48:15 PM] Richard Muenz: You just take them to a bank and cash them like money. I might be able to label them to you or to cash. I do it the easiets way i can. Dont worry. If its too hard to get to a bank I’ll do something else
[7/13/2009 2:48:38 PM] Richard Muenz: I dont know how thatcard got screwed up
[7/13/2009 2:48:57 PM] Richard Muenz: You just cost me $800
[7/13/2009 2:49:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: no problem
[7/13/2009 2:50:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah Thanks
[7/13/2009 2:51:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: no problem
[7/13/2009 2:54:29 PM] Richard Muenz: This Syping thoing has become out new precious time together don’t you agree. BTW you type with an English accent nw, did you realize that?
[7/13/2009 2:55:07 PM] Richard Muenz: You just cost me another $800
[7/13/2009 2:55:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre annoying
[7/13/2009 2:56:47 PM] Richard Muenz: I know I was and twice on Sunday, i mean Monday. Is it Monday over there?
[7/13/2009 2:57:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: yes yes it is
[7/13/2009 2:57:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: goodday hobo
[7/13/2009 2:57:59 PM] Richard Muenz: Good Day Meady
[7/13/2009 2:58:16 PM] Richard Muenz: I meant MeLady
[7/13/2009 2:58:33 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats English you know
[7/13/2009 2:58:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/13/2009 2:59:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: byeeee
[7/13/2009 2:59:21 PM] Richard Muenz: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
July 14th:
[7/14/2009 9:30:43 AM] Richard Muenz: Child-O-Mine
[7/14/2009 9:39:36 AM] Richard Muenz: I have just spent the worst part of 2.5 hours trying to send you money. The long tentacles of my ugly stepsister have reached across the ocean once again to yank me around by my Hoo-Hahs. Never mind. I finally suceeded. You may go to the local Western Union office (the girl said when your mother called that there was one a block away) and get your money. I sent you $1,500. That’s yours to keep. Back allowance plus you know what. Instead of hiding large amounts of cash under you mattress, I would ask them if you can get part of it as a debit card so you’ll be able to use the machines there. The security question is What’s your dogs name. In case it’s slipped your “mind” her name is dipshi…oh no, that’s you…her name is Molly. So Skype me back you got this and also that you got the dough. Me Lovey You. Da Da
[7/14/2009 9:55:10 AM] Richard Muenz: Oh By The way, it all cost me seven…no 800 dollars to do it so….you like really reall owe me. How in the hell did you spend $700 in cash and $1,100 on the credit card in two weeks? You amaze me. I’m sooooooooooooooooo proud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/14/2009 11:54:51 AM] Richard Muenz: Dontg forget to bring your passport for ID
[7/14/2009 2:21:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey HEY……HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/14/2009 2:22:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi douchey
[7/14/2009 2:23:43 PM] Richard Muenz: Hi Dippy…..dya read my message thing here above thing?
[7/14/2009 2:24:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: mhm so im going to get it as a debit card?
[7/14/2009 2:24:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: and di dyou get my cds?
[7/14/2009 2:26:18 PM] Richard Muenz: No. You’ll get cash but ask them if they have a temporary debit card so you wont have to carry lots of cash….can you read what i wrote before for happy sake? and no to the cds unless your mother did it. Shes here you want to talk to her?
[7/14/2009 2:27:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: i already am talking to her. but i dont want all that money now..and i dont want it all in pounds
[7/14/2009 2:28:27 PM] Richard Muenz: How would you like to bend over and I’ll deposit it in your bank for you!!?? Howd ya like that?
[7/14/2009 2:30:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: so wait i can use it all when i go back to the us
[7/14/2009 3:03:52 PM] Richard Muenz: Youll have to ask them if and when you get it if indeed they have such a thing. I/m just hoping they might. As far as the money goes that money is all yours
July 15th:
[7/15/2009 3:44:47 AM] Olivia Muenz: hi im in class now, im planning on going to western union after class when i go into town to eat so ill let you guys know what happens. itll probably get screwed up because thats just the way things work
[7/15/2009 1:58:00 PM] Richard Muenz: I miss you
[7/15/2009 1:58:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Did you get yer dough?
[7/15/2009 5:29:08 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m going outside to cut the grass. Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeee let me know if you got your money ok and you’re ok ,OK? Gee, thanks. G Nite ILY XXOO
[7/15/2009 6:35:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh hey thanks for finally coming on
[7/15/2009 6:35:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: where are you
[7/15/2009 6:35:45 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey hey HEU»»»»»»»»»»»»»>
[7/15/2009 6:36:05 PM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 27:10. ***
July 16th:
[7/16/2009 10:01:24 AM] Olivia Muenz: it didnt work
[7/16/2009 10:01:25 AM] Olivia Muenz: again
[7/16/2009 10:01:54 AM] Richard Muenz: What the money?
[7/16/2009 10:02:00 AM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 04:52. ***
[7/16/2009 12:01:20 PM] *** Missed call from Richard Muenz. ***
[7/16/2009 12:02:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[7/16/2009 12:02:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/16/2009 12:03:12 PM] Richard Muenz: Nothing I thought You wanted me
[7/16/2009 12:03:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh..no
[7/16/2009 12:03:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: so uhm did you call about the credit card yetr
[7/16/2009 12:04:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah. They haven’t called me back…the kid who answered was no help..basically useless…are there any adult type people there who i could maybe talk to?
[7/16/2009 12:04:48 PM] Olivia Muenz: no not really
[7/16/2009 12:05:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to go put my passport back in the safe ill be back in a bit
[7/16/2009 12:05:19 PM] Richard Muenz: OK
[7/16/2009 12:20:42 PM] Richard Muenz: I’ve gone out to try to send you some more (less) money to the western union thing so you will at least have something. No one there calls back. They’re useless.
[7/16/2009 12:23:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay so ill get the number for you to call
[7/16/2009 12:24:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: then just give them the credit card number
[7/16/2009 12:24:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: and theyll giv eme the money
[7/16/2009 12:24:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: and then just retract all the money you sent me via western union
[7/16/2009 12:28:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: (212) 796-8340
[7/16/2009 12:29:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: i want 200 pounds so yeah
[7/16/2009 12:29:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: whatever that is in dollars
[7/16/2009 12:37:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Im calling I just gave her my credit card and the director at your place will give you @ 200 Lbs (I said $400 0r 200 lbs) so that should be that. Noe i have to get the 1500 back fro m the western union losers but dont worry about that…so you should be all set OK?
[7/16/2009 12:38:05 PM] Richard Muenz: So…I’ll be staying here instead of going out if you need to talk to me. I will also try to get your CC to work as well
[7/16/2009 12:38:51 PM] Richard Muenz: What credit card do you have and what are the numbers?
[7/16/2009 12:47:00 PM] Olivia Muenz: american experss
[7/16/2009 12:47:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
[7/16/2009 12:47:46 PM] Richard Muenz: OK I’mm looking at my cards
[7/16/2009 12:49:03 PM] Richard Muenz: OK Now I’m going to call those useles a-wipes and tear them some new buttholes
[7/16/2009 12:50:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay have fun
[7/16/2009 12:50:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: i have to go to didnner
[7/16/2009 12:50:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: ill be back latge
[7/16/2009 12:50:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: r
[7/16/2009 1:08:00 PM] Richard Muenz: OK you now have $600 credit on the credit card too. If theres a problem on the back of the card theres a too free international number that you can call and they call help you with all kinds of shi..stuff if it comes to that which I’m sure it won’t but its there if you need it…so…how was your vomit food?
[7/16/2009 4:16:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: i got the money
[7/16/2009 4:16:31 PM] Olivia Muenz: that was easy
[7/16/2009 5:15:40 PM] Richard Muenz: If only everything in life was that simple. I,m so glad everthing went so smoothly
[7/16/2009 5:19:02 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you there? Ypur mothers on the phone and wants to know if the phone works since she called them and they said they contacted you. She wants to know now. Hey…..hey….HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/16/2009 5:19:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: i havent been contacted
[7/16/2009 5:19:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: ask for our money back i never used it even once
[7/16/2009 5:19:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: its a piece of crap\
[7/16/2009 5:19:38 PM] Olivia Muenz: they need to refund us
[7/16/2009 5:19:52 PM] Olivia Muenz: can she just go on the computer
[7/16/2009 5:20:22 PM] Richard Muenz: They sent a junk central email
[7/16/2009 5:20:59 PM] Richard Muenz: hey……….heyyyyyyyyyyyy
[7/16/2009 5:21:31 PM] Richard Muenz: did you check yer emails????
[7/16/2009 5:21:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: well whatever i dont want it to work
[7/16/2009 5:21:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: id rather just get our money back
[7/16/2009 5:21:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dont want to spend the time to get it to work
[7/16/2009 5:21:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: can they just refund us
[7/16/2009 5:22:47 PM] Richard Muenz: check. she needs to know if they contacted you so we can get the money back
[7/16/2009 5:23:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: ugh okay hold on
[7/16/2009 5:23:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: ask if she ever sent out my books for me~
[7/16/2009 5:23:15 PM] Olivia Muenz: !
[7/16/2009 5:23:32 PM] Richard Muenz: yes yesturday
[7/16/2009 5:23:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay good
[7/16/2009 5:23:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: did she mark them as sent?
[7/16/2009 5:24:04 PM] Richard Muenz: yes
[7/16/2009 5:25:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: what email did she send it ffrom
[7/16/2009 5:25:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: and what cds came for me i need the names please look fo rthem
[7/16/2009 5:25:53 PM] Richard Muenz: junk central or bethany babe no cds
[7/16/2009 5:26:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: no
[7/16/2009 5:26:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: ew she cant give them my bethanybabe address
[7/16/2009 5:26:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: never give that out to anyone
[7/16/2009 5:26:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: if i start getting junkmail there then like its pointless
[7/16/2009 5:26:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: no from like a while ago
[7/16/2009 5:26:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: i need alll the cds that came for me
[7/16/2009 5:27:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: because i know for a fact two cds came for me i just need you to confirm it
[7/16/2009 5:27:38 PM] Richard Muenz: Shes gone. She went to see Suzy
[7/16/2009 5:27:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: and i meant what email did they send it from
[7/16/2009 5:28:45 PM] Richard Muenz: I dont know
[7/16/2009 5:29:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay welll i cant find it there are a lot of emails and i cant find it without knowing the senders address
[7/16/2009 5:29:57 PM] Richard Muenz: Just look at the date sent cant you?
[7/16/2009 5:31:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: well when did they send it
[7/16/2009 5:32:32 PM] Richard Muenz: Today Iguess
[7/16/2009 5:32:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: no thats wrongf
[7/16/2009 5:32:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Why?
[7/16/2009 5:38:26 PM] Richard Muenz: hey….HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[7/16/2009 5:39:04 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you talking to someone bette…um….else?
[7/16/2009 5:40:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: my dumbass friend who would not leave my room ran away with my camera, dropped it, and now its broekntell your dumassed friend thats an $800 camera and hes paying to have fixed
[7/16/2009 5:42:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: no its my canon
[7/16/2009 5:42:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: but still
[7/16/2009 5:42:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: the lens like wont close
[7/16/2009 5:42:46 PM] Richard Muenz: Hes fixing the effing thing
[7/16/2009 5:44:26 PM] Richard Muenz: Im not kidding
[7/16/2009 5:44:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: its a she and i know
[7/16/2009 5:45:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Seriously, tell her yer Dad is pissedTell the little shit shes paying for the goddamned thing and your Father is now really mad and hes a madman
[7/16/2009 5:50:10 PM] Olivia Muenz: im jst pissed that i no longer have another camera
[7/16/2009 5:50:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: ill always have to bring around my big hefty one
[7/16/2009 5:50:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: and now i cant upload my pictures to my computer
[7/16/2009 5:50:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: i hate it when people touch my crap
[7/16/2009 5:50:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: especially when i tell them not too and they do it anyway
[7/16/2009 5:50:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: and then on top of it ya know break it
[7/16/2009 5:50:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: grinds my gears
[7/16/2009 5:52:00 PM] Richard Muenz: Tell the AMA people and take to a camera shop and get an estimate befoer you come home or maybe they can fix it and give the bill to her
[7/16/2009 5:52:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: its asa dad
[7/16/2009 5:52:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: and im goign to ask my photography teacher tomorrow
[7/16/2009 5:52:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: and then ill go during lunch to a camera shop and get them to fix it
[7/16/2009 5:53:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: and shes paying for it if it needs to be fixed
[7/16/2009 5:53:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dont have money and shes driving me insane
[7/16/2009 5:53:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: fdhaskldufha
[7/16/2009 5:54:24 PM] Richard Muenz: Is that a new F word? Yu have money now dont you? And yer Credit card should work now too
[7/16/2009 5:54:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: yyyyyeeesssss im just rollin in the dough now
[7/16/2009 5:57:35 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats a good idea about the camera teacher
[7/16/2009 5:57:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: yupyup
[7/16/2009 5:58:29 PM] Richard Muenz: BYT how are you? Still tired?
[7/16/2009 5:59:51 PM] Richard Muenz: Nine days till I see ya
[7/16/2009 6:00:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: whats byt
[7/16/2009 6:00:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh i decided im not coming home
[7/16/2009 6:01:05 PM] Richard Muenz: By The Way Thts dystectic for BYT
[7/16/2009 6:01:24 PM] Richard Muenz: Ill come and find you
[7/16/2009 6:01:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: its btw
[7/16/2009 6:01:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: loser
[7/16/2009 6:01:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre creepy
[7/16/2009 6:01:59 PM] Richard Muenz: I Know i was but you are too
[7/16/2009 6:04:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: i know you are but what am i
[7/16/2009 6:05:04 PM] Richard Muenz: BYT how are you feeling?
[7/16/2009 6:05:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: ..fine
[7/16/2009 6:05:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: why
[7/16/2009 6:07:14 PM] Richard Muenz: Just wondering ….people who love other people wonder about stuff like that, Someday youll love somebody and you ll see
[7/16/2009 6:07:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh okay
[7/16/2009 6:07:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: usually people just ask how are you
[7/16/2009 6:07:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: how are you feeling usually implies that the asker thinks somethings wrong witht he askee
[7/16/2009 6:08:05 PM] Richard Muenz: BYT how are you?
[7/16/2009 6:08:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: wonderful
[7/16/2009 6:09:05 PM] Richard Muenz: Great!!! I.m fine by the way except for the gunshot wound
[7/16/2009 6:10:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh thats goood
[7/16/2009 6:12:20 PM] Richard Muenz: Im in the kitchen an not plugged in so I’m losing juice. Soon I must depart so I hope you have a good time at the Camera breaking party and Sleep tight…ILY thats I love you without the dyslexia
[7/16/2009 6:13:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: thanks for the elaboration
[7/16/2009 6:14:51 PM] Richard Muenz: you are so very very welcome me dearest Child in the world including England and Hogwarts
[7/16/2009 6:15:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: i saw harry potter did you see it?
[7/16/2009 6:15:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: it was like a real movie, ya know as opposed to a fake oen
[7/16/2009 6:17:05 PM] Richard Muenz: I dont know what that means but I I dont like movies that are based on true stories like the Harold Potter movies. I like make believe like Mr Rogers and Spongebob
[7/16/2009 6:17:59 PM] Richard Muenz: OH is oen ..one in dyslexia talk?
[7/16/2009 6:19:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: im peeing in my pants from your hilarity
[7/16/2009 6:20:18 PM] Richard Muenz: Are they coolots?
[7/16/2009 6:21:31 PM] Richard Muenz: Wetlots?
[7/16/2009 6:23:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you breaking another camera?
[7/16/2009 6:24:53 PM] Richard Muenz: I got soo bored waitng for you I just peed in my toilt
[7/16/2009 6:25:13 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats toilet
[7/16/2009 6:26:46 PM] Richard Muenz: Goodnight. I’m leaving.
[7/16/2009 6:30:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh okay
[7/16/2009 6:31:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: goodnight i guess
[7/16/2009 6:32:20 PM] Richard Muenz: Now i’m plugged in upstairs…would you like to continue our precious time together or go to sleep
[7/16/2009 6:33:57 PM] Richard Muenz: Well???????????Talk to me….what the hell are you doing?
[7/16/2009 6:47:40 PM] Richard Muenz: I guess you Skyped off. I’ll just tip toe (lemon tree) over and give you a little smooch goodnight. There. Why its just like old time. Gnight. Sleep tight. Dont let the bed bugs bite .Sweet dreams. I love you. I’ll see you in the morning…
July 17th:
[7/17/2009 hi there are two cds awaiting pickup at the library for me
[7/17/2009 5:16:21 AM] Olivia Muenz: thank you
[7/17/2009 5:16:23 AM] Olivia Muenz: C:C:
[7/17/2009 5:21:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: and when does mom come home I want to cal schelling about my schedule
[7/17/2009 5:21:57 AM] Olivia Muenz: hm
[7/17/2009 5:22:08 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay be on here later I want to call schelling during my lunch break
[7/17/2009 5:22:23 AM] Olivia Muenz: I think im going to order in because its going to be like a torrential downpour
[7/17/2009 5:22:32 AM] Olivia Muenz: you really need to wake up earlier
[7/17/2009 5:22:33 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay bue
[7/17/2009 5:22:35 AM] Olivia Muenz: i mean bye
[7/17/2009 6:59:42 AM] Olivia Muenz: helloooo
[7/17/2009 7:00:34 AM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 27:45. ***
[7/17/2009 7:04:15 AM] Olivia Muenz: hfdsjk
[7/17/2009 7:04:30 AM] Olivia Muenz: fhdskl
[7/17/2009 7:04:52 AM] Olivia Muenz: whos my teacher for calc
[7/17/2009 7:05:17 AM] Olivia Muenz: 357
[7/17/2009 7:05:23 AM] Olivia Muenz: 3800
[7/17/2009 7:07:10 AM] Olivia Muenz: put it on speaker
[7/17/2009 7:07:25 AM] Olivia Muenz: hello
[7/17/2009 7:07:46 AM] Olivia Muenz: speaker
[7/17/2009 7:07:46 AM] Olivia Muenz: now
[7/17/2009 7:07:48 AM] Olivia Muenz: ho
[7/17/2009 7:07:49 AM] Olivia Muenz: go
[7/17/2009 7:08:04 AM] Olivia Muenz: hello
[7/17/2009 7:08:08 AM] Olivia Muenz: fghjhgjmhg
[7/17/2009 7:08:52 AM] Olivia Muenz: no
[7/17/2009 7:08:54 AM] Olivia Muenz: stop talking
[7/17/2009 7:08:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: hangup
[7/17/2009 7:10:28 AM] Olivia Muenz: haha
[7/17/2009 7:10:29 AM] Olivia Muenz: so funny
[7/17/2009 7:11:49 AM] Olivia Muenz: shell be paying for it
[7/17/2009 7:11:57 AM] Olivia Muenz: yup
[7/17/2009 7:24:26 AM] Olivia Muenz: rkomuenz
[7/17/2009 7:24:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: bickyboy
[7/17/2009 7:27:59 AM] Olivia Muenz: ill be righty back okay i have to go get the pizza
[7/17/2009 7:28:25 AM] *** Call ended ***
[7/17/2009 1:25:16 PM] Richard Muenz: hi
[7/17/2009 1:25:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[7/17/2009 1:25:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/17/2009 1:25:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: did you get my pictures?
[7/17/2009 1:25:44 PM] Richard Muenz: Only 2
[7/17/2009 1:26:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: really?!
[7/17/2009 1:26:16 PM] Richard Muenz: I got yer liberry book and mailed yer stupid package thing
[7/17/2009 1:26:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: thanks C:
[7/17/2009 1:26:57 PM] Richard Muenz: Yer welcome :E
[7/17/2009 1:27:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: douchebag :D
[7/17/2009 1:27:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh damn
[7/17/2009 1:27:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: : D
[7/17/2009 1:27:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: there
[7/17/2009 1:27:58 PM] Richard Muenz: what? Oh.. Hey how do you do the laughing face thing
[7/17/2009 1:28:19 PM] Richard Muenz: E:
[7/17/2009 1:28:33 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats me with bangs
[7/17/2009 1:29:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dunno
[7/17/2009 1:29:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats the spitting image of you
[7/17/2009 1:29:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: hold on i need to go mail out postcards ill be back ina but
[7/17/2009 1:29:23 PM] Olivia Muenz: bit i mean
[7/17/2009 1:29:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: obvsss
[7/17/2009 1:29:44 PM] Richard Muenz: I’ll be here
[7/17/2009 1:33:39 PM] Richard Muenz: T: Thats me with my hair parted on the left. L: parted on the right.Q: Hanging over my right ear. W: when I get up in the morning. X: Hat hair. Z} with my finger in a socket.
[7/17/2009 1:49:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: im back
[7/17/2009 1:49:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to be hand delivering some because it cost too much
[7/17/2009 1:49:32 PM] Richard Muenz: me 2
[7/17/2009 1:49:58 PM] Richard Muenz: do it with an english accent
[7/17/2009 1:50:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay sounds good
[7/17/2009 1:50:51 PM] Richard Muenz: too much? oh…do you need more money? its easy to send
[7/17/2009 1:51:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: shutup
[7/17/2009 1:51:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: it is not 58 degrees here
[7/17/2009 1:51:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: i was cold standing outside in a sweater
[7/17/2009 1:52:07 PM] Richard Muenz: did you enjoy those hair facey face things i did while you were gone ?:
[7/17/2009 1:52:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Its 80 here today
[7/17/2009 1:53:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: yes yes i did they were wonderful, very well thought out.
and no one asked you the temp did they?
[7/17/2009 1:54:01 PM] Richard Muenz: What? The temperature here? Lets see …uh…82 degrees and very sunny
[7/17/2009 1:54:13 PM] Richard Muenz: Thanks for asking
[7/17/2009 1:57:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: ha ha ha soooo funny. what a cleva girl you ah
[7/17/2009 1:58:34 PM] Richard Muenz: You must have me mistaken with one of yer homosexual british “boy” friends >:
[7/17/2009 1:59:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: so funny you ah. see now youre taking a famous line from that tv show and using it in an everyday situation
[7/17/2009 1:59:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: how cleva!
[7/17/2009 2:00:05 PM] Olivia Muenz: would you like to throw in any titanic jokes while youre there?
[7/17/2009 2:00:31 PM] Richard Muenz: Cleva is spelt with a silent H <:
[7/17/2009 2:00:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: chelva?
[7/17/2009 2:02:17 PM] Richard Muenz: Heres a line from Titanic “Look out below…hey …HEY … look out below…I’m jumpin’ down there and your…HEY… HEY”
[7/17/2009 2:02:33 PM] Richard Muenz: No CLEVAH
[7/17/2009 2:05:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: you suck. thats not a line.
[7/17/2009 2:05:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Ye it is. And you should’t say suck to yer faher
[7/17/2009 2:06:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: too late
[7/17/2009 2:06:50 PM] Richard Muenz: I rented out your room by the way(:>
[7/17/2009 2:07:50 PM] Richard Muenz: Would you like some bread and cheese and nice icey cold Gatorade?
[7/17/2009 2:08:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: yesss dont tempt me
[7/17/2009 2:08:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: there better be like a gallon bottle slightly chilled waiting for me on my return trip ya bum
[7/17/2009 2:10:36 PM] Richard Muenz: Things are gonna change from now on around here. All health foods.No gatorade. No mashed potatoes and gravey. No butter chicken and thin sliced Daddy spuds. Those days are gone
[7/17/2009 2:12:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: so funny
[7/17/2009 2:12:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: hold on my friends borrowing my computer
[7/17/2009 2:13:58 PM] Richard Muenz: Did he throw it down the hall way for fun? <>}
[7/17/2009 2:56:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi
[7/17/2009 2:56:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: me be back
[7/17/2009 2:57:04 PM] Richard Muenz: me back too
[7/17/2009 2:57:12 PM] Olivia Muenz: yay
[7/17/2009 2:58:01 PM] Richard Muenz: I know. It must be a thrill for you to talk to a broadway star and stock broker
[7/17/2009 2:58:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre one cool dude
[7/17/2009 2:59:01 PM] Richard Muenz: You the cool dude. Want me to put a blanket over the computer?
[7/17/2009 2:59:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: …uhm okay for whay
[7/17/2009 2:59:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: what*
[7/17/2009 3:00:30 PM] Richard Muenz: You know to warm you up…get it?
[7/17/2009 3:00:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats so funny
[7/17/2009 3:01:21 PM] Richard Muenz: You are too…LOOKING ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
[7/17/2009 3:01:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats so funny, what a cleva douche you ah
[7/17/2009 3:02:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Silent H if you plhease
[7/17/2009 3:03:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: clevah
[7/17/2009 3:03:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: sorry
[7/17/2009 3:03:29 PM] Richard Muenz: Sorhry
[7/17/2009 3:05:02 PM] Richard Muenz: Do you:
[7/17/2009 3:05:39 PM] Richard Muenz: Wish you were home
[7/17/2009 3:06:00 PM] Richard Muenz: wish you didnt have to go home
[7/17/2009 3:06:30 PM] Richard Muenz: dont care one way or the other
[7/17/2009 3:13:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: eh i dont know if i entirely want to stay here but i dont want to go home
[7/17/2009 3:13:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: no offense
[7/17/2009 3:15:03 PM] Richard Muenz: I know. I cant wait to get out of here and never come back myself
[7/17/2009 3:15:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: funny homeless man
[7/17/2009 3:16:23 PM] Richard Muenz: funny Valentine
[7/17/2009 3:18:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: hilarious
[7/17/2009 3:18:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Ilarious…No H if you please
[7/17/2009 3:23:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh sorry once again
[7/17/2009 3:24:54 PM] Richard Muenz: I have to go peeh
[7/17/2009 3:25:15 PM] Olivia Muenz: have fun
[7/17/2009 3:26:19 PM] Richard Muenz: Done
[7/17/2009 3:26:27 PM] Olivia Muenz: yay
[7/17/2009 3:27:06 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey do you want me to set the computer up in front of the tv so you can watch family guy?
[7/17/2009 3:27:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: YES
[7/17/2009 3:27:34 PM] Richard Muenz: When
[7/17/2009 3:28:59 PM] Richard Muenz: What? did you write somthin
[7/17/2009 3:30:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh sorry uh i dunno
[7/17/2009 3:30:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: lata maybah
[7/17/2009 3:30:30 PM] Richard Muenz: Hokahy
[7/17/2009 3:45:34 PM] Richard Muenz: I’m leaving for awhile. I’ll be back around 11 or so. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[7/17/2009 3:48:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/17/2009 3:48:56 PM] Olivia Muenz: byeeee
July 17th Part 2:
[7/17/2009 5:12:57 PM] Richard Muenz: hi…i…be here
[7/17/2009 5:24:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh hi
[7/17/2009 5:25:28 PM] Richard Muenz: ohio
[7/17/2009 5:26:14 PM] Richard Muenz: thats indian for hello
[7/17/2009 5:27:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats cool i guess. my friends from ohio. shes going to bethany the same time as us so youll get to meet her.
[7/17/2009 5:28:24 PM] Richard Muenz: Cool..Ill be able to speak to her in indian talk
[7/17/2009 5:39:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay goods
[7/17/2009 5:39:44 PM] Richard Muenz: Yes goods goods gooods
[7/17/2009 5:46:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: shutupppp
[7/17/2009 5:46:54 PM] Richard Muenz: shutups shutups shuuutttuuuppppsss
[7/17/2009 5:47:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: funny. whats our credit card number so that i can call phones on my skype?
[7/17/2009 5:47:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: op never mind
[7/17/2009 5:47:54 PM] Richard Muenz: wait
[7/17/2009 5:48:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/17/2009 5:48:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: be fast
[7/17/2009 5:48:26 PM] Olivia Muenz: what
[7/17/2009 5:48:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: im about to charge ittttt
[7/17/2009 5:48:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: press enter so i can read what you have so far
[7/17/2009 5:48:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: hurry
[7/17/2009 5:48:56 PM] Richard Muenz: I said wait to go get the card and then you said never mind
[7/17/2009 5:49:00 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh
[7/17/2009 5:49:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats it
[7/17/2009 5:49:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay
[7/17/2009 5:49:53 PM] Richard Muenz: ddo you still want the #
[7/17/2009 5:49:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: no nevermind
[7/17/2009 5:50:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: i used paypal
[7/17/2009 5:50:54 PM] Richard Muenz: OK actually I dont know if that #s still good Use this one from now on:
[7/17/2009 5:51:57 PM] Richard Muenz: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX expires 12/2011 code #XXX
[7/17/2009 5:55:17 PM] Richard Muenz: its a Mastercard and the name on it is Richard M Muenz
[7/17/2009 5:58:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Hey……HEY…………..HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[7/17/2009 5:58:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: hi sorry im talking to the queen
[7/17/2009 5:58:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: i mean kathy
[7/17/2009 5:59:22 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh I’m going to feed
Molly and walk her so Ill say good noight…Goodnight.
[7/17/2009 5:59:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay goodnight
[7/17/2009 5:59:32 PM] Richard Muenz: I Love you
[7/17/2009 5:59:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: (inlove)
[7/17/2009 5:59:42 PM] Richard Muenz: Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[7/17/2009 5:59:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: (wave)
[7/17/2009 6:00:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Somday you WILL tell me the smiley faced trick
[7/17/2009 6:06:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: noooo probs not
[7/17/2009 6:07:18 PM] Richard Muenz: I have my ways Missy
[7/17/2009 6:07:48 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh okay
[7/17/2009 6:08:37 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah you batcha….OK off to feed molly gnight
[7/17/2009 6:08:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: night
July 18th:
[7/18/2009 12:04:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Hello my child. Im checked in to see if you were on and want to rap. I can take a break from drywalling the bathroom since I already put up 2 whole pieces already
[7/18/2009 12:07:07 PM] Olivia Muenz: my bathroom?!
[7/18/2009 12:07:11 PM] Richard Muenz: I guess your talking to someone better.Crap. Now I have to go back to drywalling.Booooooooooooooooooooo. Okay. Talk to you later unless yer mother hogs you. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee. PS Do you need any money? ||:
[7/18/2009 12:07:48 PM] Richard Muenz: No…my bathroom…yer bathroom dont need it…its perfect except for the algae
[7/18/2009 12:12:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahahah
[7/18/2009 12:12:21 PM] Olivia Muenz: i love the algae
[7/18/2009 12:12:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: its my favorite part
[7/18/2009 12:15:16 PM] Richard Muenz: And…good for you. Its nice to know that if things get realyl tough during the depression we can at least eat the bathrrom. I didnt get to the A&P while the Queen was out of town so I hade a little bathroom mirror on some stale crackers…and you know it werent so bad except it gave me embarrassing farts and chronic dryeye.
[7/18/2009 12:23:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre SO WEIRD
[7/18/2009 12:23:35 PM] Richard Muenz: You were too but what was I again?
[7/18/2009 12:23:47 PM] Olivia Muenz: weird
[7/18/2009 12:24:57 PM] Richard Muenz: It took you 8 minutes to write “you’re SO WEIRD” Let me guess. Yer doing something else too, am i right?
[7/18/2009 12:26:59 PM] Richard Muenz: As much has I’d like to, I cant sit here all day hoping your sribble type some brief retort. So you go ahead and do what ever it is yer really doing and I ll go eat some algae. LOve and kisses be upon thee from
[7/18/2009 12:27:21 PM] Richard Muenz: Dear Old Dad. See Yuz Latah
[7/18/2009 12:27:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: bye douche
[7/18/2009 12:28:29 PM] Richard Muenz: How sweet. Bye my little Dooshette
July 20th Part 1:
[7/20/2009 9:25:22 AM] Richard Muenz: Yeah! Livvys comin home in five days.Yippee. Now I know youe Mother has warned you we will be wanting hugs and smooches. I will be throwing a blanket over your head and beating you with a broom. Its an eskimo welcoming ritual. Oh. didnt I tell you. i converted to Eskimoism whike you were away. I’m an Eskimoist so get ready for lots of nose rubbings. OK. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[7/20/2009 10:56:44 AM] Richard Muenz: STOP SPENDING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I just sent you 150lbs tthrough the AN…AD»>AMA? oh whoever///you know like i did the last time…..you JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/20/2009 11:57:21 AM] Richard Muenz: You Stink
[7/20/2009 11:57:39 AM] Olivia Muenz: did ya send me money?
[7/20/2009 11:57:58 AM] Richard Muenz: Cant you read?
[7/20/2009 11:58:06 AM] Olivia Muenz: oh
[7/20/2009 11:58:07 AM] Olivia Muenz: C:
[7/20/2009 11:58:20 AM] Richard Muenz: >:
[7/20/2009 11:58:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: oh so funny
[7/20/2009 11:58:38 AM] Richard Muenz: <:
[7/20/2009 11:58:45 AM] Olivia Muenz: even funnier
[7/20/2009 11:59:02 AM] Richard Muenz: >:E
[7/20/2009 12:00:04 PM] Richard Muenz: You know whats even funnier. Having a kid who spends thousands of dollars a day….or is it pounds?
[7/20/2009 12:13:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: its pounds
[7/20/2009 12:14:51 PM] Richard Muenz: Yes pounds pounds all that pounding in my brain from the hemmoraging of money
[7/20/2009 12:15:31 PM] Olivia Muenz: blahblahblah
[7/20/2009 12:16:08 PM] Richard Muenz: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
[7/20/2009 12:16:20 PM] Olivia Muenz: YOURE A GIANT BAG OF DOUCHE
[7/20/2009 12:16:49 PM] Richard Muenz: No Youche
July 20th Part 2:
[7/20/2009 6:08:13 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh……….hello
[7/20/2009 6:08:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh. hello.
[7/20/2009 6:08:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: i havent received any moola yet
[7/20/2009 6:08:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: hopefully ill get it tomorrow
[7/20/2009 6:09:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Did you ask whoever you got it from the last time?
[7/20/2009 6:09:31 PM] Olivia Muenz: no they like have a message board and theyll put a note on it for me when they have it
[7/20/2009 6:09:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay i gotsta go shower ill be back later
[7/20/2009 6:10:20 PM] Richard Muenz: Maybe they put it up already and someone disguised like you got it instead
[7/20/2009 6:10:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: …no.
[7/20/2009 6:10:45 PM] Olivia Muenz: theyll have it for me relax
[7/20/2009 6:10:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: i have to go shower now
[7/20/2009 6:10:55 PM] Richard Muenz: OK Go shower yerself
[7/20/2009 7:13:10 PM] Richard Muenz: Thats some long shower you got there.Is there any hot water left for Harry and the Hogswart?…..So…………I…………You….you’re…anyway, I’m closing down now to go pump iron in the shed so “see” you tomorrow. ILU. PappyPooXXOO
[7/21/2009 8:17:46 AM] Richard Muenz: Are you stiii taking a shower?
[7/21/2009 12:10:31 PM] Richard Muenz: Well well……….
[7/21/2009 12:10:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: well well………
[7/21/2009 12:11:02 PM] Richard Muenz: Hows my my darlin child today?
[7/21/2009 12:15:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: wonderfuuullll
[7/21/2009 12:15:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: my alarm went off at 7 this morning
[7/21/2009 12:15:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dotn need to wake up until 830
[7/21/2009 12:15:57 PM] Olivia Muenz: it wasnt a good time
[7/21/2009 12:15:59 PM] Richard Muenz: How alarming
[7/21/2009 12:16:44 PM] Richard Muenz: I know you’ll be taking a nap to make up for it
[7/21/2009 12:17:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: you know me too well
[7/21/2009 12:17:47 PM] Richard Muenz: All too well my fine friend. Did you get some well deserved cash?
[7/21/2009 12:18:19 PM] Olivia Muenz: yes yes i did
[7/21/2009 12:18:43 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh gumdrops and goodies
[7/21/2009 12:18:48 PM] Olivia Muenz: just so you know on my way home i wont have slept for about 40 hours so be warned
[7/21/2009 12:19:07 PM] Richard Muenz: Me neither
[7/21/2009 12:19:58 PM] Olivia Muenz: literally i just counted and its 34 hours
[7/21/2009 12:20:02 PM] Olivia Muenz: from when ill land
[7/21/2009 12:20:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: that ill have been awake
[7/21/2009 12:20:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: you better bring me gatorade
[7/21/2009 12:20:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: and a blanket and pillow in the car
[7/21/2009 12:21:51 PM] Olivia Muenz: youre writing too much for a sane person
[7/21/2009 12:22:04 PM] Richard Muenz: I sill have many half drunk bottles of g-ade I’ll hand deliver to you and I’ll bring your favorite pillow, a soft blanket and some bazooka joe tunes to lull you to sleep
[7/21/2009 12:22:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: thanks
[7/21/2009 12:22:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: perfecto
[7/21/2009 12:23:04 PM] Richard Muenz: Yes. Except now that yer old enough I’m expecting you to drive home and dust the piano when you get here
[7/21/2009 12:24:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay kath-i mean rich
[7/21/2009 12:24:53 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay i have to go to dinner now
[7/21/2009 12:24:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: illl talk to you latessss
[7/21/2009 12:25:49 PM] Richard Muenz: Simple mistake. I call mysef Kathy by mistake all the time. OK Ah Dee Ohsss
July 22nd:
[7/22/2009 6:14:44 PM] Richard Muenz: Are you amoung the living?
[7/22/2009 6:53:11 PM] Richard Muenz: Alas, my lass is past. Out to yonder shed go I to do some shedding. Thus, I shat i mean shant be here to have some of our patented precious time together. Oh well. See you anon. PappyfaceXXOO
[7/23/2009 5:07:24 AM] Olivia Muenz: hi im sick i think i had a fever last night, can you pick up some more motrin
[7/23/2009 8:06:54 AM] Richard Muenz: One crummy little sentence is all I need. Send one or I’ll call there and make them go find you.
[7/23/2009 8:07:16 AM] Richard Muenz: I’m not kidding.
[7/23/2009 10:12:47 AM] Richard Muenz: Helloooooooooooooooooo.I just missed yer call!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/23/2009 10:12:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: oh thanks
[7/23/2009 10:13:13 AM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 36:26. ***
[7/23/2009 11:15:20 AM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, no answer. ***
[7/23/2009 2:20:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: i just slept from 7 until now bc im dying
[7/23/2009 2:21:49 PM] Richard Muenz: I dont like it when you sleep during the day. It can only mean one thing. Your sick.
[7/23/2009 2:22:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: i know i felt like i was going to pass out
[7/23/2009 2:22:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: then i put on like ten layers and i was still freezing
[7/23/2009 2:22:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: and i was sleeping
[7/23/2009 2:22:41 PM] Olivia Muenz: then i got really hot andd started sweating and shedding my layers
[7/23/2009 2:22:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: and now im up
[7/23/2009 2:23:30 PM] Richard Muenz: You were probably sweating out a fever. Did you take Motrin?
[7/23/2009 2:24:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: yeah i took it at dinner
[7/23/2009 2:24:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats why im feeling a little better now
[7/23/2009 2:24:31 PM] Richard Muenz: Did you feel sick to your stomach?
[7/23/2009 2:24:39 PM] Olivia Muenz: no
[7/23/2009 2:24:52 PM] Olivia Muenz: just light headed and little dehydrated and weakish
[7/23/2009 2:25:58 PM] Richard Muenz: What do you have to drink. If you sweat and you have a virus or infection you HAVE to drink fluids or you WILL pass out!
[7/23/2009 2:26:17 PM] Olivia Muenz: i know my friend got me a sprite
[7/23/2009 2:26:41 PM] Richard Muenz: Good. Did you drink all of it?
[7/23/2009 2:26:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: nah almost though
[7/23/2009 2:27:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dont want to run out because the vending machines far away
[7/23/2009 2:27:23 PM] Richard Muenz: How long ago did you take the Motrin?
[7/23/2009 2:27:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: and last night i was so thirsty and i wasnt allowed to go down to the vending machine because it was after curfew..and i took it at like 645
[7/23/2009 2:28:10 PM] Richard Muenz: Isnt there water in your room as awful as that is.
[7/23/2009 2:28:59 PM] Olivia Muenz: no theres like a sink in the kitchen and its really gross and tastes like metal and the glasses are alll dusty. but i haave like powder packets of lemonade so i poured that into a glass of water to mask the taste
[7/23/2009 2:29:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: it didnt do a very good job
[7/23/2009 2:29:57 PM] Richard Muenz: Take more Motrin at 10:45. That lemon crap sounds delish
[7/23/2009 2:32:32 PM] Olivia Muenz: doesnt it?
[7/23/2009 2:32:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: 1045 you say?
[7/23/2009 2:32:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: are you sure not earlier?
[7/23/2009 2:32:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: do you know when it wears off
[7/23/2009 2:33:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: im like really bored now no ones here i dont know where anyone is and i have nothing to do
[7/23/2009 2:34:53 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah it would be ok to take it around 9:30. And ONE more before going to sleep if you need it. Is there a parking lot nearby? I know some cool games we can play!
[7/23/2009 2:35:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: wow that does sounds like fun
[7/23/2009 2:35:42 PM] Olivia Muenz: wait i was talking to my friend rachele and she loves the movie kung pow
[7/23/2009 2:36:04 PM] Olivia Muenz: me and rachele are like the same person its like having two of me around, doesnt that sound like fun?
[7/23/2009 2:36:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: but anyway we need to watch that movie when i get home
[7/23/2009 2:37:02 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah. I wonder if its as funny the second time? And two of you would be soooooooo coooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/23/2009 2:39:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: ah ha ha haa youre such a funny bag of douche you are
[7/23/2009 2:40:16 PM] Richard Muenz: And a little sick Doooshette are Ye
[7/23/2009 2:47:25 PM] Olivia Muenz: im bored
[7/23/2009 2:47:43 PM] Richard Muenz: Me Too
[7/23/2009 2:50:00 PM] Richard Muenz: Would you like me to try to set up Family guy and play it in front of the computer?
[7/23/2009 2:52:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: hahaha no thats okay
[7/23/2009 2:52:26 PM] Richard Muenz: OK
[7/23/2009 2:53:43 PM] Olivia Muenz: i actually have episodes on my itunes so im goign to watch that CL
[7/23/2009 2:53:46 PM] Olivia Muenz: C: i mean
[7/23/2009 2:54:14 PM] Richard Muenz: {:>
[7/23/2009 2:54:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: hardy har
[7/23/2009 2:54:31 PM] Olivia Muenz: ill talk to you lates im gonna watch f guy now
[7/23/2009 2:54:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: i havent watched it ina month
[7/23/2009 2:54:38 PM] Olivia Muenz: i miss it
[7/23/2009 2:54:53 PM] Richard Muenz: OK Enjoy!!!!
July 23rd:
[7/23/2009 6:04:42 PM] Richard Muenz: How are you feeling?
[7/23/2009 6:05:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: eh
[7/23/2009 6:05:44 PM] Olivia Muenz: i was feeling a little better before but i was still sweating like crazy
[7/23/2009 6:05:54 PM] Olivia Muenz: hopefully the motrin wont stop working
[7/23/2009 6:06:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: its like miracle medicine or something
[7/23/2009 6:06:33 PM] Richard Muenz: When did you last take it?
[7/23/2009 6:06:50 PM] Olivia Muenz: 10ish
[7/23/2009 6:07:12 PM] Richard Muenz: 2 pills?
[7/23/2009 6:09:28 PM] Olivia Muenz: mhm
[7/23/2009 6:09:49 PM] Richard Muenz: What are you doing?
[7/23/2009 6:10:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: packing
[7/23/2009 6:10:38 PM] Richard Muenz: Cant wait to see me huh?
[7/23/2009 6:11:01 PM] Olivia Muenz: just too pumped
[7/23/2009 6:11:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh crap hold on i left my shampoo in the shower
[7/23/2009 6:14:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: it has been retrieved
[7/23/2009 6:15:20 PM] Richard Muenz: Thank God. Thats the only bottle you have. Perhaps you should get a few thousand more for the shower at home.
[7/23/2009 6:17:06 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dont have any at home besides my stash under my bed. but i have three bottles in the shower, the rest are mosm
[7/23/2009 6:17:11 PM] Olivia Muenz: moms obviouslyyyyy
[7/23/2009 6:17:49 PM] Richard Muenz: I have one bottle. I have one head.
[7/23/2009 6:18:05 PM] Olivia Muenz: you have no brain
[7/23/2009 6:21:52 PM] Richard Muenz: I could while away the hours, taking 50 minute showers, shampooing as I go.
[7/23/2009 6:23:00 PM] Richard Muenz: I could feel so flirty if I wasnt oh so dirty like a smelly old hobo
[7/23/2009 6:23:55 PM] Olivia Muenz: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
[7/23/2009 6:24:54 PM] Richard Muenz: Sing it to the tune of “If i only had a brain” from like the wizrd of like OZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ you dummy
[7/23/2009 6:25:08 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh really i couldnt catch that
[7/23/2009 6:26:07 PM] Richard Muenz: I think I’m getting sick. My ears tickle on the inside and my throats getting sore. i think you gave it to me.
[7/23/2009 6:26:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: yeah it leapt across the ocean
[7/23/2009 6:27:29 PM] Richard Muenz: It hitches on electricity and seeps up through the keyboard. I saw it on nature.Thats how you catch aids
[7/23/2009 6:28:13 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh cool
[7/23/2009 6:29:12 PM] Richard Muenz: You wont think its so coll when you get elephantitis from that gut you email on facebook in Zimbabwe
[7/23/2009 6:29:49 PM] Olivia Muenz: who have i emailed on facebook in zimbabwe
[7/23/2009 6:30:21 PM] Richard Muenz: Chief OOOgaBOOOga
[7/23/2009 6:30:40 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh yeeaaaahhh i forgot how tight wewere
[7/23/2009 6:31:42 PM] Richard Muenz: does he still wear those horns you know, on his head when he dances around the bonfire?
[7/23/2009 6:32:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: of course
[7/23/2009 6:34:17 PM] Richard Muenz: Neat. I tried putting a bone through my nose once but I sneezed really hard and puntured my front tire
[7/23/2009 6:34:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh thats cool i guess
[7/23/2009 6:35:03 PM] Richard Muenz: Yeah…..cool…..I guess.
[7/23/2009 6:39:33 PM] Olivia Muenz: HFDJSK
[7/23/2009 6:39:35 PM] Olivia Muenz: thats you
[7/23/2009 6:40:20 PM] Richard Muenz: Whats that pray tell
[7/23/2009 6:40:36 PM] Olivia Muenz: i dunno
[7/23/2009 6:41:01 PM] Richard Muenz: Oh….so ar you.
[7/23/2009 6:48:05 PM] Richard Muenz: I’mm going to go eat now OK? Hey…..HeY…. HEY»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»……………………………………………………………….{:<
[7/23/2009 6:48:16 PM] Olivia Muenz: funny man
[7/23/2009 6:48:18 PM] Olivia Muenz: okay have fun
[7/23/2009 6:48:22 PM] Olivia Muenz: im going to bed now anywhooo
[7/23/2009 6:48:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: goodnight
[7/23/2009 6:49:14 PM] Olivia Muenz: you take too long to type
[7/23/2009 6:49:18 PM] Richard Muenz: Tanks. Oh okay. Hope you feel better. I’m worried bout you cause I loves Ya. Sleep Tight. G’night
[7/23/2009 6:49:29 PM] Olivia Muenz: night
July 24th:
[7/24/2009 9:30:42 AM] Richard Muenz: Hiya pal howya feelin?
[7/24/2009 9:31:03 AM] Olivia Muenz: my throat hurts im actually about to take advi;l
[7/24/2009 9:31:08 AM] Olivia Muenz: i mean motrin
[7/24/2009 9:31:12 AM] Olivia Muenz: and im currently packing
[7/24/2009 9:31:18 AM] Olivia Muenz: its not going very smoothly
[7/24/2009 9:32:27 AM] Richard Muenz: Try some jamming. Kicking is good especially if you know some good profanity.I hope you have duct tape for when the zipper snaps on the suitcase
[7/24/2009 9:32:45 AM] Olivia Muenz: well i am your daughter so..
[7/24/2009 9:33:09 AM] Richard Muenz: I have taught you well my friend
[7/24/2009 9:34:19 AM] Olivia Muenz: thanks old fart
[7/24/2009 9:34:23 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay i must pack ill talk to you lates
[7/24/2009 9:35:59 AM] Richard Muenz: I do what I can for all my offspring. Oh. Did I tell you I have a secret life. I also live in Monsey with my wife CHHHHUCKCHAACHKAAH and my twenty seven other children.
[7/24/2009 9:36:49 AM] Olivia Muenz: do you often find yourself with too much time on your hands
[7/24/2009 9:37:54 AM] Richard Muenz: Oh. It took me so long to type I didn’t realize youd finished packing. Talk to you later, you just cost me $800.And no there arent enough hours in the day. Theres ten right? Ten I think. God , if its more then maybe youre right
[7/24/2009 9:38:17 AM] Olivia Muenz: okay talk to you later then you hobo
[7/24/2009 9:38:39 AM] Richard Muenz: Yes my sweet Doooshette. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[7/24/2009 11:12:05 PM] Richard Muenz: I hope your flying home to me, safe and sound.
July 29th (Now Home):
[7/29/2009 4:36:03 PM] Olivia Muenz: oh hey whats up long time no see
[7/29/2009 4:36:09 PM] Olivia Muenz: remember when this was the way we would communicate
[7/29/2009 4:36:24 PM] Olivia Muenz: remember when youre still extremely slow at typing
[7/29/2009 4:36:38 PM] Olivia Muenz: remember when is mom cleaning out the bathroom now because i want to get this crap out of my room
[7/29/2009 4:37:09 PM] Richard Muenz: Who is this???????????????????????
[7/29/2009 4:37:27 PM] Richard Muenz: bdghifrlkb lkyrtol0[pg5e]
[7/29/2009 4:37:28 PM] Richard Muenz: gv4rdfp;onh;lku6rf]
[7/29/2009 4:37:40 PM] Richard Muenz: ‘k6rt’;ldfl.kyhtrdf/;bjydfl;plicyjy vm,bxgdmkj ktclo99l8
[7/29/2009 4:37:48 PM] Richard Muenz: hhhj
[7/29/2009 6:05:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Ahhhhhhhh. The old days are gone forever
August 6th:
[8/4/2009 12:53:30 PM] Olivia Muenz: HI DAD
[8/4/2009 12:53:37 PM] Olivia Muenz: DOESNT IT FEEL LIKE IM STILL AT OXFORD
[8/4/2009 12:54:23 PM] Richard Muenz: Ohv so very much.I think you and I got on splendidly then Gov’ner
[8/6/2009 10:10:43 AM] Olivia Muenz: rich are youi there
[8/6/2009 10:10:53 AM] Olivia Muenz: RICHARD
[8/6/2009 10:11:04 AM] Olivia Muenz: answer me or there will be severe consequences
[8/6/2009 10:11:06 AM] Olivia Muenz: djafkldjfalkj
[8/6/2009 10:11:14 AM] Richard Muenz: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[8/6/2009 10:11:16 AM] Olivia Muenz: are people her
[8/6/2009 10:11:17 AM] Olivia Muenz: e
[8/6/2009 10:11:23 AM] Olivia Muenz: can you come to my room please
[8/6/2009 10:11:31 AM] Richard Muenz: N o
[8/6/2009 10:11:35 AM] Olivia Muenz: yes thank you
[8/6/2009 10:11:47 AM] Olivia Muenz: two seconds
[8/6/2009 10:11:50 AM] Olivia Muenz: lessssgoooo
[8/6/2009 10:11:50 AM] Richard Muenz: Who is this?
[8/6/2009 10:11:56 AM] Olivia Muenz: i might kill you
[8/6/2009 10:12:01 AM] Olivia Muenz: come on you at allllll my cheese
[8/6/2009 10:12:05 AM] Olivia Muenz: my precious cheese
[8/6/2009 10:12:10 AM] Richard Muenz: You just cost me $800
[8/6/2009 10:12:14 AM] Olivia Muenz: oh man
[8/6/2009 10:12:15 AM] Olivia Muenz: lets go
[8/6/2009 10:12:22 AM] Olivia Muenz: NOW
[8/6/2009 12:06:42 PM] Olivia Muenz: bing called
[8/7/2009 8:50:02 AM] *** Call to Richard Muenz, duration 00:54. ***
[8/10/2009 10:13:47 AM] Olivia Muenz: STOP DOING STOCKS
[8/10/2009 10:14:17 AM] Richard Muenz: Stop being you Doooooshette
[8/10/2009 10:14:27 AM] Olivia Muenz: you=douche
[8/10/2009 10:14:31 AM] Olivia Muenz: (puke)
[8/10/2009 10:15:14 AM] Richard Muenz: You={:<
Fin
